Yes its not wise to play with a loaded gun. I know this might ruffles some feathers but this my take if you play with a loaded gun you’re a total pUTZ. Probably trying to impress a girl so he could get Lays or something. Next time the should probably pringles , sorry misspelled that, I mean…

Ha ha well played.

Would you rather bang christe Brinkley now, her daughter with billy joel Alexa ray before her nose job but she might let you do anal or the other model daughter who nobody knows.

That mustache.

That’s why its better to be ugly as sin but talented, kinda like billy joel. He got to bang Christie Brinkley and didn’t have to worry about losing his looks.

Oh baby baby how was I supposed to know that I had no talent except being blonde with big tits.

Yes Britney does “seem” happy. And i “seem” to be hard at work at my desk.

They should have asked Jenna Elfman about her new show imaginary Xenu.

By Xenu ! T.cruise is unquestionably going to need some auditing after hearing this news, and dare I say some clay table work. I just hope he doesn’t jump off the bridge.

Jesus, she wanted to date a Baldwin.

Is this were he gets kidnapped by terrorists and has to make an iron man suit.

Here are just some of the jingles Barry Manilow has created.

We must end the kardashians, its time. I propose a boycott of anything associated with them. This is how it would work:

This is when you secretly take Spanish lessons at night for weeks. Then when she’s speaking Spanish nod your head like you don’t understand anything. Then at one point you say “ Entendi todo lo que dijiste perra !” “Los embriones son míos.”

New York, New York so nice …I’m getting the hell out of here.