I’ve been trying to convince my friends to use it as a drinking toast. I’m almost there.

Sometimes I find myself just saying Kristi Yamaguchi last name when something good happens : YAMA –GUCHI.! I don’t know why , I need help.

I’ve already seen a quirky indie/sci-fi film that tackled toxic masculinity.

I once had to take a whole week off due to a severe case of of blue balls.

Satan today and everyday.

i guess the charges were rebeouffed.

Don’t forget the late great pat summit’s take on this: “cat ate my potato on rainy days yesterday , who are you again? have you seen my featherduster.”

I’m uncomfortable around everybody ☹.

This picture is how i get out of bed every morning.

Married women when was the last time you acknowledged the existence of single guys and did they fix your sink, toilet or car.

“If you think this is weird it makes you weird. I didn’t say anything weird,” he weirdly said. “I weirdly write about all my weird friends. There’s no weird story. Nothing weird.” –Val “not weird “ Kilmer

I tried to pull this same shit when i didnt want to go to my grandmas.

Hillary Clinton: The Leather Special.

I have cookies.

I did it all for the nookie
So you can take that cookie
And stick it up your, yeah!!
Stick it up your, yeah!!
Stick it up your, yeah!!

Oh snap no he didn’t. Bill’s been working on his game, gotta give him props ,made me laugh.

In that last picture, she actually looks like a human being. I don’t think I have ever seen her without her sun glasses. She probably was like I’m going to queens who cares what I look like I’m putting on a t-shirt, just like everybody else in queens.

At least Kristen wasn’t wearing leggings, amiright. Closes spacedoor leaves planet earth.

Kristen bell has shark eyes.

What are Yooka-Laylee at JonTron (jon jafari) ? I will mess you up!