No worries, but please stop calling yourself old you maybe older but your not old.

This is pretty standard stuff, but it’s gotta hurt coming from this silver spoon having tool. People must show this picture to their friends and be like yeah that’s my boss.

This is what happens when you approach a girl who looks drugged/drunk at a show:

Any show I have every been at there is a girl half passed out by the bathroom.

It’s gotta be tricky patting down caitlyn.

Anybody who says “I’m back, bitches” is not back, we decide when your back. Check again in another 10 years.

That’s fine as long as we all agree. Now off to find the nicole browns and ronald goldman’s real killers.

We’re still pretending this is MJ’s biological daughter?

Well Dean, I’m really sorry for the “running you over” prank.

Whoah, Easy there cowboy.

Jeff bezos in a robot:

Its gotten so bad Tim Allen has to hide his face behind a fence when he talks to his neighbors.

I bathe in your male epileptic seizures.

Has kiss me I’m Irish every worked in real life , wanted to know for a friend.

Bow wow wow yippee no yippee relation ?!?!

O’ patty you be broth of a boy.