Sorry, this teacher isn’t cool and this topic isn’t funny. I’ve taught college for 15 years, and I wouldn’t say this to 18 year olds, much less 10th graders. You’re in an immense position of power as a teacher. It’s really important not to mock your students. I had one teacher in HS who consistently made fun of…

This author was among the biggest of the Berners on Gawker back during the primary, so it does not even *remotely* surprise me that he would write this title when the actual information contradicts it so directly. Even if it is “just to get the clicks” in this case, it’s pretty despicable and irresponsible.

YES. Her email is basically, “I want to use my Blackberry just like the President can, any advice?” Then he tells her how to bypass security. Fuck this.

Yeah, if anything the title should have been “Hillary Clinton asked Colin Powell for advice on using a blackberry as Secretary of State and Powell responded with advice on bypassing State Department Security Measures.” or something. Ugh.

Yep. He sucks at this. I don’t want theSlot to become Gawker-like. It was so much better than Gawker.

Yeah, Brendan’s headline is coming from the Matt Lauer School of Reporting.

So am I the only one who interprets these emails as two people just trying to figure out what the rules are?

Thank you! That is a disgustingly ridiculous headline. Jesus Christ. This isn’t supposed to be Breitbart. Is it? IS IT?

Except for he invented how to hide emails and told Hillary that’s what she should do but other then that yeah really great guy...

OMFG. I never do this but - this is our headline here at the Slot? Really? The email clearly says she wants to “bring along the state department” and asks for advice. Where is the “bypassing” attempt, exactly?

For somebody who “sues on behalf of inmates”, you sure have crappy grammar and punctuation.

http://www.davidlisak.com/wp-content/upl…

you just put on a “i am an acquaintance rapist” sign: you know that, right?

‘Beyond race’ makes me itchy out of the gate, but this time it’s really important we keep this finding in context. The report mentions BPD does most of their police work (laugh) in an area populated by mostly black amd brown people; these sexual assault victims are likely to be in that same demographic.

Which then makes you sound even more exclusive, which then brings more people to you asking if you "party". You then try to scare them off with promises of sheetcake and bounce houses, but they just think you are so hip and ahead of them, they want you even more. Eventually you end up running an empire of night clubs…

That was such a nom sequitur.

I think the last time I enjoyed food this much was probably Christmas Day 2012, which, incidentally, is the same day I ordered a bucket of chicken from Popeyes after taking two hits of acid.

For real, good for Molly and fuck this hater ass couch jockey. How much of a salty stank monster do you have to be to fucking write a multi paragraph long email to a television studio because a woman didn’t meet your exacting standards of ******conservative****** in a dress and necklace that could be on a mannequin at…

Later, in the staff meeting, Dan presents all his interesting and unexpected findings, without a hint of irony.