... and paychecks aren’t going to magically transform into ‘Paycheques.’ 

The only, only, decent plot in all of Half-Life was the G-Man saying. “Gordon Freeman, in the flesh. Or should I say... in the hazard suit.” That is all, and all of the rest of this stuff is unrelated bullshit.

Yes this. At this point excluding it would be improper. 

That’s not at all a great comparison because Death Stranding is weird and confusing and surprising, which the truck/train simulators certainly are not. They’re certainly niche, which Death Stranding is as well, and graphically photorealistic, but those are the only similarities. Did you even see the level where you’re…

IT’S ABOUT #TREASONINVIDEOGAMES PEOPLE

Meh. It would be weird if it didn’t get nominated; it’s obviously incredibly interesting and ambitious, as well as undeniably triple-A on a technical level. That doesn’t guarantee it a win, but its complete absence would be notable to say the least

If this is what your games looked like in 1992 you lived in an alternate universe of high technology and poor design.

I only clicked on this to see if it was me. I have no idea who any of these people are.

ABRFHD! Always be rooting for heat death.

But what did Monster Energy think of the game?

Outer Worlds: “Yeah, this space planet is so over-the-top with capitalist slavery it’s crazy, but it also makes you think.”

Only good full-CGI anime: Houseki no Kuni. Don’t fight me.

Nothing is safe, not even cars?! Holy shit.

So you’re one of those people who think that it’s distasteful to talk about gun violence when the subject is gun violence. I always forget you people exist.

holy shit you made a post dude why are you so obsessed like why would anyone ever go to the effort of writing a post? you mad bro, you mad

They certainly shouldn’t blog about regular homicides. Which is what this was. So they shouldn’t have blogged about it.

“Notably tied.” Go get yourself right the fuck out with that; you don’t even believe it yourself.

Having my country bombed to shit by the Americans and having my system of government and culture co-opted by them has led to me being more engaged with American culture than with the culture my country has historically been associated with, so I feel like I’ve been warmly invited into this diverse family of friendly…

Oh, don’t worry, I totally get where they’re coming from. After all, I’m American too. I mean I’m not, but according to you it makes sense for me to say that I am in this context, so I know you’ll get what I mean if you give it a try!.

“Yes I am Italian” / “the section of Brooklyn in which I grew up”
After all these years, I still don’t understand how you Americans think.