“the sex stuff, which I glossed over as “stuff adults do for some reason.”” Or, in the case of Stephen King’s IT, stuff children do for some reason.

I feel the same way about Ulysses, because I too once walked aimlessly through Dublin before catching a flight.

I was hoping to what-about this by pointing to his long and illustrious writing career that makes him so immensely valuable, but for fuck’s sake:

A slickly packaged soul-less half hour of incredibly bland mass-produced music telling a story about how important it is for personal and genuine artistic expression to win out over... slickly produced, mass-produced soul-less junk.

Hmm, who’s to blame - an autistic self-harming 14-year old or his family and teachers who should fucking know better? Ah, let’s just call him a picky eater and be done with it.

If it was actually about beating the bosses I would be into this, and it would be more in the spirit of the original Monopoly game.

This. So entirely this. When you decide to elect a racist drooling moron, it’s Russian bots. When you are pumping billions of dollars into destroying third world countries, the victims are just Russian bots. When you are choking the last breath of clean air from the planet and dipping your balls in the last puddle of…

What a good stock answer to a completely different situation. This isn’t editing, and they’re not changing anything because they ‘feel they cannot stand by it’ - they’re changing it because an upset group of people is demanding it and threatening their chance of commercial success. That’s not editing, but if it’s…

“she panicked and quickly handed me the controller. It was a glorious moment.” I will take from you the word glorious and give it back to you when you’re ready for it. It’s in all our interests.

I hope from now on that every time someone calls you an asshat you will graciously welcome their flash of humanity.

But where is the gif or clever pun that’ll remind us that - black or white - the perpetrator of heinous violence will be a man, much like yourself? Thomas Mann? Guy d’Ofcourse?

And here I thought there wouldn’t be any new fetishes anymore.

“female-led mob movies are a cinematic niche in need of filling”... why? What is this approach to genre that treats every genre as necessary and eternal? The examples you gave were good mob movies, but they weren’t good because they were mob movies. This is that crazy low ambition where you ‘need’ to rehash old shit…

“the shocking revelation that Hordak, our supposed Big Bad, is a clone of a much-greater enemy”... I. Huh. I can’t possibly imagine the headspace where this is a shocking revelation. I just, no. I’ll go back to watching Dolph Lundgren fight over a cosmic keyboard.

You are not talking about this article, or you are, but you are crazy. This is not about an audience disliking them - this is about a corporation asking them to participate and giving them assurances, and then withdrawing all of that with pretty much no explanation or compensation. Nobody was complaining about…

They fucking asked, you lunatic. Your stock woke response has made you dyslexic.

well that’s an unfortunate Navi reference

I feel for the people whose economic security is in jeopardy, but you also have to face reality - when was the last time you heard of a major game, heck even a medium-sized game, that they managed to successfully stop? If you’re not stopping games, what’s it all for?

Please come back to this post now and then in the future and reflect on the time in your life when your opposing poles for faith in humanity depended on how many people followed a streamer who asked for $14k to meet up with fans.

This is not the Jojo meme I was expecting or hoping for. Goodbye Jojo.