I shan’t, but I’ll at least reply to you and try to get you ungrayed, so that more people can see your valuable contribution.

I think Gawker did the wrong thing in both the outing of Thiel and publishing the sextape. While this could have led to retractions, employee retribution, or loss of ad revenue, Peter Thiel decided that it should lead to them shutting down, allowing him to decide - not the readers, not the employees, not the…

This isn’t poor prose, you dunce, it’s misleading clickbait shit. There’s a very real difference between saying ‘Colbert admits 1st 6 months were terrible’ and ‘Colbert admits 1st 6 months felt terrible for him’. He talked about how it was hugely difficult to reinvent himself as a more earnest on-screen presence, not…

You are a terrible writer. No wait, I mean your writing ‘feels’ terrible. And you’re a terrible writer. Fuck that shitty and misleading headline.

“Corrupt sites need a good Hoganing.” - I think you meant to say “Peter Thiel should be telling me what I’m allowed to read.” 

“I guess I shouldn’t be shocked at the sheer number of icon-less shitheads here”... I guess I shouldn’t be shocked at the fact that Kinja Syndrome would set in after a while and posters would actually be proud of how Kinja they are.

NO COME ON THEY MADE STAPLE RUNNING JOKE MODOK INTO A STAPLE RUNNING JOKE CALLED BRODOK LAUGH DAMN YOU LAUGH

...this is so close to the right take.

“Hawkeye had a sense of humor, but WCA really leans into the wackiness.” A solid read if you think that wackiness is a a step up from humor. 

Svartby is still a moderate delight.

The scariest folk of all... socialists.

“Lemme guess, it will be pretentious and incomprehensible” Why would you ‘guess’ this, when there was nothing incomprehensible about Hereditary, and Midsommar sounds like a straightforward spööky hörrör fïlm? You’re not guessing, you’re doing some weird-ass “Captain Marvel on Rotten Tomatoes” shit 

“Sommar 2019: förjävvla läski”

“The Deputy and The Judge are one in the same”. What? In the same what? In the same game? Boat? Sentence?

In before you break your arm patting yourself on... oh god. I’m so sorry. I... I shouldn’t have stopped for coffee.

“You’re probably a big fan of some nerdy stuff”... yes, but we don’t make an identity out of it. Not because we’re ashamed, but because that would be a paper-thin excuse of a thing to hang an identity on. I like classical literature too, or amateurish indie pop, but fuck me with a plinth if I ever decide that I’m owed…

i will not.

Oooh, this looks fun! ...hmm, ok let’s go. These saints are people causing miracles to happen. They aren’t saints or...

But what about when my favorite creep turned out to be a streamer? I had to shower for weeks.

So... not two neutron stars but one neutron star and a self-replicating incurably degenerated neumann probe of batshit conspiracies and bad improv?