Barbed wired underwear. Nice description.

I chatted with the kid who works at Dollar General (he’s 21- I’m rapidly approaching 30). He was taking his break outside at the same time I was leaving the store. He asked for my number and if I wanted to hang out sometime. We went to his mom’s house and smoked some weed and banged.

She's not JUST a Twitter twit she also is a stay at home homeschooling mom of 4. 🙄🤦

I mean...are we surprised this man is a crappy husband though? Lol

I see your point. Again, I didn’t mean to be too harsh. Barack and Michelle are amazing though. They both have so much charisma and knowledge.

Right? Like, bruh, hemlock is natural. Ever played Oregon Trail? Your character just mistook hemlock for parsley and now you’re dead. 🙄

I don't mean this in any way bad toward the girls but I do not find them at all more interesting than Michelle or Barack. What have they done other than be the kids of two very accomplished people? Barack is fascinating.

Sometimes there’s just kind of no way to give sound advice without offending someone. I have had friends who wanted to give their babies ridiculous names. The other day a friend insisted his Aunt’s house was haunted. You just gotta kinda let shit go sometimes. It’s not worth it even though you know you’re right. 🙄

You seem like you know either Musk's ex or the author of this article. Care to elaborate?

I agree. He’s probably just a dick to everyone tbh. I don’t think it’s woman focused.

My ex adored Elon Musk. He described him as a genius.

Thank you! I knew it was a Kelly. I kept wanting to say Kelly Pickler but that’s....someone totally different and unrelated to any of those people lol.

didn't Charlie also drunkenly shoot John Travolta's current wife (sorry can't remember her name) in the arm? O_O

He looks...very young. My bf does too but I am not old enough to be his mother. This dude is like a year older than her daughter. Idk. Whatever works for them if they're happy?

I think I remember Uma Thurman in a movie where she dated a younger man, but I don’t think he was a house trashing asshole? I think she just thought she felt he wasn’t ready to have a baby or a commitment so she dumped him. I think Meryl Streep was his mom? Idk maybe this was all a fever dream and I’m losing my mind.…

Mwahaha thank you. I am going to go forth today with the confidence of a woman who knows she is busty and robust! Lmao. 😂

“A really horny Thanksgiving" needs to be made into a romcom 🤔

That story is...really weirding me out and making me feel uncomfortable about her.

They’re about a D-Cup? So like not that big, I guess? Idk. There’s def enough uh...mass...to make it feel like I need support. Maybe that’s what it is. 🤔 Hmmm.

I literally brought him some chips and dip and told him to put a movie on as I read your comment lmao. Thank you for that comment. 😂😂😂😭😭😭