babymaude2
BabyMaude
babymaude2

My new bf is 8 years younger than me and this is legit our relationship. I’m screaming. 😂 He is sweeter and kinder to me than anyone I’ve been with though.

I feel oddly uncomfortable that Britney Spears can’t have any privacy and we all know about her mental health. She was just a child when she got famous. She didn’t really choose this.

I love how furious and to the point this comment is 😂

I’m nearly 30 and I wear less make up than I did as a teenager...or at least kind of lighter shades I guess? Definitely still need foundation but I don’t think a ton of make up is that flattering on me anymore. I don’t know. I’ll get really “done up” and do a cat eye sometimes. I think it’s cute. But then again I did

“She looks ridiculous” followed by your “but” is weirdly hysterical to me 😂😂😂😂😂😭😭😭😭😭😵😵

Damn you are taking no prisoners 😳

Butthole Spiders is going on a custom t-shirt

I didn’t know Phyllis was dead. I'm glad that bitch croaked. She was an asshole. That's pretty much my only take away.

Thank you so much for your concern. I have been able to get a group of people around me who will help protect me. Please be careful and do as much as you can to stay safe from infection! I’m hoping for the best for you.

There must have been lots of alcohol involved or something. Also, clothes someone else is being paid to clean I guess. Idk. Still gross as Hell. Smfh.

I live in Michigan. Shit is kind of going to Hell here. They should do a documentary about MI called that. I had to call the police on someone who assaulted me and they didn’t even arrest him despite me having bruises on my legs because coronavirus. They don't want anyone in lock up.

I am baffled by people wearing couture sitting on a public bathroom floor. I wouldn’t sit on a public bathroom floor in my 5 year old, worn out Old Navy jeans. These folks are hotboxing a public restroom with cigarettes and sitting on the damn floor is clothing that cost thousands of dollars. What the actual fuck.

I didn't know who she was so I googled her. She's only 23 and has a toddler. How terribly sad.

My ex refused to go outside to smoke. If I was away from home for 1 day and came back the smell of smoke on all of my clothes was overpowering. The thought of all of these hideously expensive gowns and suits reeking of cigarette smoke is killing me. Also, who the fuck sits on a public bathroom floor? I don’t care if

Just wipe your ass don't wash after to preserve your hand foundation I guess? 🤔💀

My hands are lighter too. I think my face just gets more sun exposure.

I can’t believe I used to used fake tanner. It was a huge pain in the asssssss trying to keep it even and the shade I liked.

Kylie Jenner straight up switched races* to fit the family brand. She was an average (but cute) slim white girl. She surgeried and dyed herself into a mini Kim.

If it really costs that much I’m throwing my birth control in the garbage and spending my rent money on a camera, lights, and baby costumes.

The thing is I don't think people are interested in her art anymore. That and her needing 250k to photograph naked babies in flowers pots is why she's losing money.