Jodi was a Viktor Frankl type.

My thoughts exactly. As a side effect of this quarantine, all the Jezebel bloggers seem to have come down with a compulsion to pick petty fights where they don’t seem to realize they are so clearly missing the point.

Bison...like you’re veing chased by a herd of bison. lol

My boyfriend and I were in the moving in together process before this shit show began, and for practicality reasons (shared food reserves, companionship, if one person gets sick someone can drive them to the hospital etc) decided to quarantine in my apartment.

Absolutely. That dude was shitting on the seat and jizzing in the shower before quarantine, the lady just can’t escape it now.

Never. I usually make things worse because when I try to help someone I say/do the absolute wrong thing and fuck it up.

Honestly, a lot of these just sound like people settled for a partner whose presence they could tolerate with breaks, but now that they’re forced to spend more time with them, shit is hitting the fan.

1) she wasn’t a roommate but I did “go out” with a chick who washed her extensive sex toy collection in her dishwasher. We didn’t eat much (food) at her place after I realised that.

gotta say, I think Boris was by default included in my catch all “... and all the other jackasses” when I was praying for folks to catch a fatal case of corona.  Yet still Derpshit Donnie survives ... go figure

Guess I’ll be stuck making lewd comments on Zoom calls. Tragic times.

And he was a governor, so he’s hardly just another celebrity mouthing off...

I have to be at my job too, and I am enjoying the 23 minute drive home instead of the usual half hour if I’m lucky. 

I know some people around her like to hate on Gwen and Blake, and I can get it....but they don’t bug me. I’ll take all the harmless entertainment I can get right now.

Omg, I know it shouldn’t but I’ve been cooped up and feeling sort of punchy like all y’all, and that reminder about how Penn did the interview with El Chapo made me laugh out loud! El Chapo! I’m obviously not making light of any danger that resulted from his ignorance, but that is some seriously insane arrogance.

Honestly, if she is a Seinfeld fan, this is the most Seinfeld-ian thing to happen.

Actually knowing what the deal is with airplane food takes a toll.

This made me genuinely laugh. Lol.

Oh my gawd. How you are not on trial for mass murder right now is beyond me.

Seinfeld looks dashing at 63, while Jon Stewart, who’s 54, is looking these days like he drank from the wrong cup in “The Last Crusade”. This can only mean one thing: “Political Satire” is a far more stressful genre of comedy than “Obervational Humor”.

Hug intros/hellos are the worst, and that I’ve been pretty much forced to embrace (ho ho ho) them is really the only thing I hate about living in Los Angeles. I had to do hug hellos at a sales conference earlier this week. A fucking sales conference! Why do I have to hug these people?