I don't need to know about all the ass anyone has eaten, tbh.

Amazon.com sells something called the vajankle. My memory of why I know about it is fuzzy. I think my mom heard about it on a comedy sketch thing or something and felt the need to let me know it was out there be because she thought it was so hilarious. The vajankle is exactly what you would think it is.

Was this article just an excuse to be an exhibitionist regarding your sex life?

It didn't seem scary to me so much as kind of sleazy and lascivious.

Ewwwwwww.

Ooookay then. O_o

Dr. Oz makes me extra angry. At least when Dr. Phil exploits people he also pays to like, have their hoarder house cleaned or pays for a resort rehab.

Do you hate literally everything? Giving away free cars is a “crime”?*

It’s okay to use racial slurs, promote your art with nudie pics of kids, and use Nazi imagery just because you have a unique gender identity?

Having an 11 hour layover at a bus station is awful enough. I cannot imagine this not being actual torture.

It means suspicious as fuck. It’s not slang unique to that school. Suspicious as fuck could be anything. These kids need to be taught good touches vs. bad ones early and later educated about what is and isn’t consent. They need to be taught how to report and told they will be listened to when they do. Writing on a…

susAF does not have a specific meaning other than suspicious as fuck. That could mean so many things. It could mean someone just creeps you out and you can’t put your finger on why.

Appropriate behavior during a pandemic is pretending you built a fort with your kids, make Smores, and play with flashlights? Yeah. Okay. Some people actually need to work from home while trying to watch their kids. Not everyone has any non-essential food items on hand. Batteries shouldn't be wasted.

It doesn't make any sense to me at all. How the Hell would that even stand up?

Conversion therapy has been proven to be ineffective and psychologically harmful. That isn’t wacky liberal propaganda. 

Conversion therapy is not effective and it is psychologically harmful. That's not cooky liberal propaganda. You're making an ass of yourself instead of making a point. 

That's a terrible idea. My mom changed our names after the divorce. Not only was it confusing, it makes legal and DMV shit very difficult if you ever lose an ID or document.

She has morphed into Melania’s younger sister. She’s unrecognizable.

O___o 

How is that the same person!?