That is harrowing.

Why are you crapping on Keanu to build up his girlfriend? I also don't really get why this interview makes her seem soooo cool. But whatever.

I'm still confused by how they managed to raise that douchebag. The level of douche is too great that they aren't to blame for some of it.

Bigly.

Huh???

This comment should be it's own article tbh

Your last line pretty much killed me.

That was...so embarrassing. People, google Corey's Angels. We shouldn't have to suffer alone. Google it.

Same it’s hurting my brain.

I can’t stand people who type like that. I feel like my eyes are being screamed at.

Lmao

Lmfao. Asking how to microwave a burrito? Cigarettes jammed into sweatpants? I love this story.

Relationship goals.

Human lasagna is gonna be a hard no for me. Ugh.

A cuddle party sounds horrifying to me but I’m happy for people who like that type of gathering I suppose?

It’s Bring Em’ Young University. I don’t know why anyone would send their kid there and expect them to be accepted if their is gay.

This. 

Are you really comparing being a shitty husband to raping a woman at knife point?

As someone who rolls out of bed in the dark and picks up the first cleanish thing I find I'm offended.

Wow...