You got me 🤦

That’s smart because everyone knows magic is a sneaky bitch.

Bruh I can't even he is digging himself deeper w explanations. 💀💀💀

Jennifer Schecter is the name of a main character and shit stirrer on the TV show The L Word. I just thought it was funny. No doxxing here. :/ Apparently that reference landed like a backpack full of rocks.

Why not them both?

Judge's name is Jennifer Schecter!

That's really sweet!

“He spanked my ass raw”

That's dedication to the bone.

I totally fell into the trap. 🤦

I think it's appropriate here. 

This is more thoroughly planned then my real life.

“Dear Diary,

Awwwwwww!

Talk about entitlement. 

Yeah, that should have been prominently featured!

That's the weirdest part of this to me. I've never been that stoned and I've smoked a lotta weed. What was he thinking saying that?

And glitter to make it pop. And maybe a urinal built into the top of his grave.

It’s amazing to me Billy fucking Cosby seriously thinks anyone wants his opinion on an accused rapist.

He will be rolling in his grave lmao.