You would surprised how many deal breakers one has a divorced just-turned 60 woman.

This is a perfect mix of petty and non-petty. As a guy I totally don’t get other guys who take their shirt off, usually while running or bicycling. Dude, I don’t care if you’re 26 and buff, keep the damn shirt on! No one wants to see that shit.

BELLEH RUBS

Lucy, I am so with you. Just. Do. Not. Care. Late life divorcees are welcome, we have lovely snacks and beverages, caftans and hammocks.

Oh yeah, I definitely won’t date guys who wear flipflops. 

I really wanted to like her but this is pretty gross and careless. 

This right here. So sick of the selective outrage. I get it, Cardi’s quotes make for good copy and clicks, but come-the-fuck-on...if a male rapper did this album cover like this we’d have 4 different think pieces talking about “IS THIS REVENGE PORN?!”

Why is this woman such a big favorite on Jezebel? I don’t actively dislike her, but I don’t get the hero worship either.

Fuck you, Pay me!

Oh, well, now that we’ve hit the 891st time Cardi B has insisted she’s a gangster I believe her.

To me, the role is secondary. It’s about who you’re in conversation with — and who wouldn’t want to be in conversation with these people?

It would be nice, and much easier in general, if men and women had equivalent emotional response systems.

Maybe some support animals need their own support animals?

Why? Even the CREW MEMBER WHO WAS BIT said it was his fault and didn’t want the dog locked up. I would believe the crew member over her. She had zero part in the dog incident but maybe thought she was so important she could make demands and got pissed when she realized she wasn’t as big of a deal as she thought she…

The crew member came out and said he riled the dog up too much and the dog bite was more of a warning bite; I’m more inclined to believe the person who got bit than anyone else, to be honest 

The waters are muddied because the crew member the dog bit came out himself and said that he was playing too rough and the dog bit him as a reaction; apparently he was super chill about the whole thing but Harmon paid for his medical treatment and keeps the dog in his trailer on set, despite the crew member saying he…

Why? Everyone, including the guy who got bit, loved the dog except for Perrette. Perrette is mentally unstable. She even accused a homeless guy of assault, and all he did was ask for change.

It’s also still extremely popular. It was the 4th most watched network show last year, behind Roseanne (now The Conners), Sunday Night Football, and Big Bang Theory, which is now ended.

It’s part of Joan Summers’s continued, misguided, attempts at being Queen of Snark. She has written several pieces lately that are supposed to be witty and biting, and just come off as negative, clumsy and tone deaf. Every one gets tons of criticism in the comments, yet she continues. When she was new and wrote…

Starred for the great THELMA RITTER! Also, yeah, Naomi Campbell's rebrand from monster to "beloved supermodel and philanthropist" is head spinning for anyone whose memory goes back more than 5 years.