Kim Kardashian perpetuates unrealistic body images that contribute to lifelong mental and physical problems for young girls.  She is decidedly NOT feminist and shouldn’t be obsessed over in this space. 

I fucking love Damon Albarn and he can run circles around Swiftie talent-wise and is basically a fucking genius but he didn’t have to be such a cunt about it. Plus, it’s not true, Swift can most definitely write her own songs even if I’d rather slit my veins than listen to them.

I actually went and read through the whole transcript. At no point does the judge even mention how difficult this must be to the victim or express sympathy towards her. There are mentions about 16-years old having access to alcohol and all that, because of course this douche would find that at the heart of it as any…

Paul Rudd is sexy AF and I will not hear another word about it. 

They figured they could wait, seeing as how Paul never ages.

Im glad you don’t have to move right now at least. This was very relevant.

I wish you all the best in the future and if I could give you any of my blessing I would. 

The series lost me when she gave her daughter blueberries to snack on as she shopped at the grocery store. Blueberries are literally one of the most expensive fruit choices. In my childhood it would have been a banana or nothing.

LOL, this explains my parents’ marriage success (50 years in May) — the minute I moved out of the house 25 years ago, my dad claimed my bathroom as his own personal poop fiefdom (poopdom??). Last year they renovated a house and removed a whole-ass bedroom to make space for a double bathroom in the master. As in…

I will be honest and state this is a big reason that I didn’t follow in the footsteps of other family members in joining the military.  Absolutely. No. Way.  I’d be holding it until 2 AM.

I’m on my third marriage and I’m convinced part of the reason it works so well is because we have separate bathrooms.

Wife poops in the master bathroom. I poop in the hall bathroom. Guests can poop downstairs. All parties are happier with this arrangement.

Meh. Not mad. If I could afford to outsource annoying parts of my life I'd do it without regret.

#22 steal content from reddit so that you don’t even have to ask your site’s commenters to do the work.

I looked at the condensed version and they are basically juvenile. I would cheerfully click on a box 10 times to avoid slideshows. It’s unfortunate that business is bad and they need to beg for clicks.

#21, using a slideshow instead of real content

Thank GOD that Scarlett got her justice. Could hardly sleep over this, personally.

Why the derisive comments on Scarlett? She took on a huge corporation who slighted her from the money she was owed. Why aren’t we celebrating this instead of making snide comments?

And consider that this was premeditated. Those assholes *knew* they weren’t going to wear masks; they *knew* someone might ask them to comply; and they *knew* what they were going to do to that person once asked. Who just takes all of those steps “spur of the moment”? Put them in prison, and ruin them financially…

Dear god, we didn’t need this lame movie the first time around. I guess all we can hope for is that the new iteration doesn’t come with a dreadful song that obviously has naked pictures of every DJ in America.