Right? I do appreciate the general message of the caption, but don’t think she really needed to assure anyone that “their girl is following her heart”. I mean, ‘following her heart’ seems to be the sum total of her existence.

Elizabeth Gilbert seems like a love addict, who loves falling in love. The more complicated and slightly dysfunctional the relationship the better. I guess they make for better stories.

He sold those damn headphones for 3 billion a few years ago to Apple. 70M is fucking peanuts for him

Woah woah woah slow down.  Jeremy Renner writes songs?

I always have stars for David Suchet who is the only true Hercule Poirot. John Malkovich can f*ck right off

Trump is going to win so easily in 2020.

And he doesn’t know that a sports coat does not equal a suit.

You don’t wear a suit with jeans. Or you can, but like...that’s a lot of clothes to have on. You CAN wear a suit JACKET with jeans.

He was SO wanting to bash on Beto he had several obvious errors. PROOF READ HAMNO, proof read. Just once, you would’ve caught…

but is she wrong? she sounds insufferable, but is she wrong? how do we know that her son didn’t get in because little livvie jade took his spot? or took spots from any number of other people?

They’re not discussing anything. They’re just shitting on anybody that has the audacity to run.

I can only imagine what the reaction to Obama would’ve been like if Splinter was around ten years ago, not that there was anyone close to Bernie running back then 

Oh look, another Splinter article that takes 1000 words to say “I’m an entitled young white person and I’ll only vote for a candidate that is a perfect unicorn sent from the heavens atop a golden cloud, or I won’t vote at all!”

So ... you covered a typical presidential campaign stop?

Hamilton I have read your post for quite some time I think you are an eloquent writer who does a great job. With that sad anything is better than this current flaming out of control dumpster fire. His answer to the Iowan in regards to the jobs leaving is Harvard level years beyond anything and I mean anything the…

I imagine it’s easier to pull this off when your opponent is a republican gremlin who only eats butter. 

Don’t read too much into it.  GMG just wanted HamNo out of the office for a few days of peace and quiet.

“Now I am the Queen of All (Mediocre) Media! Mwahahaha!”

“and for the most part, I have to say that my girls, they are good people. They are good people. They have good hearts.”

I am available, and they have access to me.

Why? What are you objecting to? What’s wrong with thinking honestly of your kid and working with what you’ve got?  

“firm believer in eating a full plant-based, whole food diet that can expand your life length and make you an all-round happier person.”