It would be the first Bachelorette where winning is actually getting eliminated as quickly as possible.

Yeah I just clicked because that photo is scary and I wanted to see it up close. I just zoomed in on her face and I just can’t get over the amount of work she’s had done. Her nose basically looks like it has a single nostril, the lip injections are bad but they’re made even worse by the lip liner that starts about an…

This *has* to be true. They have a video of people who knew Smollett buying the implements used in the attack. There is no longer any possibility of Smollett’s version of events to be true. He’s definitively lying! You might as well be agnostic about gravity. 

When I saw "Florida Man" I just assumed that he organised for himself to be the defendant. Or maybe his fiancee.

Is it just me or is this batshit phenomenon exclusive to white guys? I’ve seen so many videos where white guys trick their family (usually a mom, aunt, or partner) into thinking they died, won the lottery, a child died, they joined the army, or proposed in a massive public setting. I vividly recall a youtube video…

Are you? If Baldwin had tweeted vague threats toward the president, he would likely get a friendly visit from the federales. Meanwhile the president has access to millions of violent, armed xenophobes who have shown a willingness to physically harm for him. 

I feel like I’m missing something in that Miranda Lambert story. She got into an argument with a man but walked over to his wife to assault her?

Wait, it gets better. A couple of weeks ago there was a Jez post with a typo that changed his name to Crisp Rat. The author liked it and kept it in the article, and now I think of this every time I hear his name.

Jezebel is a tabloid. A tabloid with delusions of grandeur, but a tabloid none-the-less. The sooner we all make our peace with that the better.

Jezebel-writers, stop fucking publishing stuff that makes her dad money and invades her privacy, like publishing her private correspondence specifically asking him to stop selling any scrap, true or untrue, for money to the press.

Panettiere was Claire on Heroes (“the cheerleader” of “save the cheerleader”) and she was also one of the leads on Nashville, which just ended. I don’t recall any reason why she’d be considered some scandal, though.

When practiced properly, the mindfulness wouldn’t be targeted towards the person being bully-ed, it would be targeted towards the bully-er.

“Time out?” That’s what the “Mindful Moment Room” seems like.

Parents who refuse to vaccinate should have their kids taken away, end of story.

Martina Clements, 41, a Portland mom who didn’t vaccinate her two children until recently, said the anti-vaccine community uses fear to raise doubts about vaccine safety. But parents who support immunizations can be belittling.

Martina Clements, 41, a Portland mom who didn’t vaccinate her two children until recently, said the anti-vaccine community uses fear to raise doubts about vaccine safety. But parents who support immunizations can be belittling.

For fucks sake, the Oscars need to be done so Bradley can GO AWAY!

Uggh Frida/Jez: Be the changer we want to see in entertainment reporting.

I’m elderly and I don’t understand tattoos. This man has taken what appears to be a reasonably attractive torso and ruined it with a bunch of stupid pictures.