I reeeeeally don’t like Gaga’s hair and makeup. Also, someone please ask her about R. Kelly and her promoting herself as some kind of ally and champion of survivors. 

The only dress I like is the one Regina King is wearing. Amy Adams’ dress looks superplain and ill fitting. Why was Kristen Cavallari even there?

Love these write ups, hate how the people aren’t labeled and the descriptions are out of order. 

New York thing? Maybe they can’t imagine that anyone would want to live in near-perpetual sunshine and warm weather hard by the Pacific Ocean? 

I’m not a fan of the monarchy but given this country’s choice of Head of State would otherwise be woman with severe issues regarding foreigners and can’t help but make people hate her or man who dresses like an imitation of what he thinks poor people dress like and throws an angry warbler every time things don’t go…

Until someone calls them out for not being journalistic. Then they’re “bloggers”or some shit.

1. A tweet from a Mirror editor linking to a Mirror article.
2. A joke tweet.
3. A tweet with 30 likes.

No doubt there are a lot of Britons who feel this way, but the “people on Twitter said this thing” has to be one of my least favorite pieces of new journalism. There are people on Twitter who say they want to fuck Gritty. We gonna write a story about that now? Actually someone on Giz media probably already has.

What’s up with Louisana, considering embryos as people? Shouldn’t it also be considered a shocking level of abuse to keep “people” locked up in a freezer?

A revenge prank on who exactly? Publicly thirsting for your ex’s dick hardly emasculates him or anything.

Honestly,I mostly click to find people who dislike them as much as I do. 

I get that a man stealing your shine is a common, frustrating situation that lots of women relate to...

Cardi is turning into that friend that you start dodging in any social situation. She’s alright one-on-one, otherwise... nah.

He proposed to her in front of an audience, why would anyone think he would try to reconcile with her in private? Just sayin’.  ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

Well, I learned one thing. An oat milk matcha latte has no coffee. I still have no idea what it is, but if it has no coffee I have no use for it.  

The generalizations are so annoying. Sort of like injecting unrelated comments about Trump as click bait 😉

That essay was insane. Was I trolled? Does Harling really lick the foam out of her finished coffee cups? (Because that’s disgusting). Do people really care that much about milk, ever? What the fuck is going on?

I have no idea what an “oat milk matcha latte” is, nor do I know what Man Repeller is, but for fucks sake, for once I am thankful neither take up space in my weed/alcohol addled brain.  

Seriously, you can just hear the prudish tsk-tsking every time “Leo” and “model” appear in a sentence, like it’s written by a 19th century Baptist schoolmarm 

Why can’t Leo buy those bones?