I really liked Mac kicking the ass of evil Coulson in a recent episode.

“I didn’t do it”

kill yourself

republican = fascist

The GOP mentality is that as long as you don’t use the “N”-word it isn’t racist.  The inverse of that equation is the moment that Trump does, plenty of “silent majority” types are going to completely support him.

Let’s be honest, they’ve been perfecting the response for years: “THOSE people are allowed to say it in their rap songs and talking about each other, but the Leader of the Free World can’t use it? You’re the real racist because you hate white people so much that you want to police their freedom of speech.”

When Trump does drop an N-bomb in a rally, what do you think is going to happen? Is it going to be a record scratch moment, with all the MAGA hat wearers looking uncomfortably at each other, the crowd quieting down, Trump continuing to ramble, but slowly losing steam as he realizes the audience isn’t with him?

Oh man, I live in a condo complex with lots of geriatric white people. If there was an actual honest-to-god race war, I could just push them over and walk away. Meanwhile, their black nurses will just stand there and be, like, “Sorry, I can’t help. It’s a race war.” And the black security guard, managers, and…

Would he have been fired if he loved Johnny Cash? Absolutely. You’d be surprised how many people prefer Toby Keith to Johnny Cash.

LISSENNNNN! I’m always like, do these people think it’s 1845? Folx got smoke, we ain’t scared and there are more of us en masse than them. They betta sit down somewhere.

I feel like 9-1-1 gets a lot of frantic calls from scared white people already. The putridly toxic fear of the “other” is whipped up so often, I would be pressed to believe that they are not panic-adjacent every waking moment.

Oh America, soon other nations will be treating you like they treat those other crazy nations.

The people most invested in white supremacy are the ones who have nothing else to feel good about in their lives.

these hateful people all seem to have the exact same face

I’m going by precedent: if the economy is “strong,” election favors the incumbent.

except bake a cake for gays

Who is setting up his gofundme?  I’ll totally donate to tide him over until he can land in a more tupac-friendly environment!

The conservative faithful have very demeaning attitudes towards women of any age so this won’t be a problem for them.

Those against Trump, or who have any shred of decency in their body, will continue to seethe.  The conservative faithful will ignore this like they’ve ignored everything else that’s contradicted their supposed Christian values and moral superiority.  Nothing will ever make them change their minds about Herr Cheeto.  

Everything else aside, Trump dances like a fucking dork.