Quick! Someone give it a play list of nothing but the Vegan Black Metal Chef!!!

https://www.youtube.com/user/VeganBlac…

That explains a lot!

This seems like the CW of time-travel movies. That alone was enough to keep me out of the theater.

They have a time machine and the best they can do is win the lottery and draw family friendly penises on their past selves? Christ, I would be Almighty God-King of the Universe after the first two trips!

teasing the appearances of both Scarecrow and the Red Hood

Don't ask questions. Just get in the van, keister the balloon, and don't look at the naked clown in the back. Jerry gets twitchy when people make eye contact.

We're on a highway to Cage Land.

You could try doing a small mountain of cocaine.

I would like to believe that Chinese folks have some taste, too.

Poor Hayden. He's very talented, but this isn't doing him any favors. Cage is paying his tax bills.

"What these people need is a honky." — Vito Excalibur

"rally the assistance of a mythical outlaw known as The White Savior"

BEEEEEEES

I'd argue that Ghostbusters and Casablanca are both perfect movies, but I have nothing to back that up with except exhibit A: Ghostbusters, and exhibit B: Casablanca ;)

I guess the Barbie cyborg models weren't selling too well?

Even with its massive flaws later in the series, there's still a lot to love about it, and it was still an improvement upon the original. Even if the bar wasn't that high. ;)

So they are split on princesses vs super heroes eh? Why not both!

"Listen, James, you're wearing the suit again."

The Flash episode of Justice League is still one of the best in the series. If only because of Flash simply defeating Trickster by convincing him to go back on his meds. heh

I wouldn't trust an audience of pretentious, artsy hipsters to judge how good a mainstream movie is.

I feel like I saw the whole movie! Except for the part where Sean Bean dies.