It wasn't THAT bad...

There definitely is a point in minimalism where the amount of data you can convey isn't enough.

Like almost every Marvel movie made by Sony and Fox. :p

1970s... Glory in the cycles of pop culture rehash!

This is exactly why that retarded lightsaber made it into the movie. XTREME BLADES!!!!!1!1!

I think Disney can squeeze a +1 or +2 (+5?) over what Lucasfilm had done. The Mouse has inherent vertical and horizontal integration across a ridiculous amount of markets.

An angry muppet?

First World Prob.... wait, what??

I realize an actor's gotta work, but this seems beneath him.

I'd also say that the Sony hack damaged them. They also just sold off their MMO division, Sony Online Entertainment, to some banksters. Sony's not in good shape and this is a pretty sweet deal for them.

Sure, but how to they work?

I think they were. And also that was a relationship between a time lord and lady... not the creepy Twilight banging companions and their offspring of nuWho.

It's rewritten Twilight fanfic.

Nope. nuWho inverted the A and B stories, thus making it more like a soap than sci fi.

There's quite a bit of difference from a DIY project to hiring designers and spending thousands and thousands for gem encrusted kid's furniture.

at least they didn't use Comic Sans...

Somewhere, a studio executive is having an orgasm over this perfect pitch.

He's probably the best of the nuWho lot, but still hamstrung by terrible showrunners.

Classic Whovians really don't argue about who the Doctor is fucking. That's a nuWho thing.

Wow, the Star Wars plot reads like a really shoddy EU novel.