well if she’s a minor then its not even possible for her to watch porn, all the sites ask you if you’re 18 when you try to enter and if not, they dont let you in.
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“Horton, Here’s a Poo!”
SEE YOU IN HELL NANA!
The animal is fine. It’ll wake up tomorrow and it’ll be like this never happened.
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Alright, but only because it’s a good alternative for the bedroom. That’s how I rationalize it haha.
Alright, but only because it’s a good alternative for the bedroom. That’s how I rationalize it haha.
- 2 ports, check
- 2 ports, check
That was totally suppose to read “and a spot at the AFC Championship”.
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semi related, and hilarious, guy wires his friends horn to his brake light.
My second favorite part of the night was telling her oh-so-squeemish sister what we did. Watching her face transform from disbelief to horror was a glorious display.
My girlfriend (now wife-damn right I married her!) were on our way to her mother’s house for a Christmas dinner. On the way, we started feeling frisky in the car. We saw a Walmart, so we pulled into the parking lot, parked next to a giant SUV and had a little fun.
When Oakland and Washington are the only two dissenters, it’s pretty much a a guarantee that you’ve made the correct decision.
The app is called Find My Phone. It allows you to manually initiate a loud ring on your phone if it's connected (which is useful of you can't find your phone in the couch, etc), but it also notifies you with strong vibrations as soon as it loses connection with your phone - like when you walk away from it.