Should’ve gone with anal. I thought that was “abstinence only 101”?

Are they even really married? I thought consummation was necessary in order for a marriage to be official and that poor fool definitely got nothing that night!

Not arguing with you there but on the part of the tenants or the landlords? Not that tenants can't be racists but to say that tenants are calling up saying they don't want to live next to back people is ridiculous. It's the people processing the applications that are the racists ones.

The housing authority to should force (or give incentives for) building owners to rent a certain percentage of their apartments to people who qualify for low income housing. And none of this backdoor entry shit. Keep NY a cultural melting pot if I wanted to live surrounded by white people I'd move to Idaho!

This is total bullshit. He’s putting his own racists generalizations on the tenants. he should just admit that he doesn’t like renting to black people because he’s a jerk. I live in a neighborhood in Brooklyn that is becoming gentrified. I (nor any of my existing neighbors) do not care what race new tenants are as…

In college my boyfriend broke up with me because his friends were visiting from out of town. I proceeded to sign up to study abroad. A few months later I moved to Spain, fucked a bunch of guys (one named Pepe), drank cheap ass wine, and gained 25lbs.

A lot of airlines (in the U.S. Haven’t noticed this abroad much) will offer to check rollers at the gate (free of charge) because they know they have crammed too many damn seats for the amount of overhead bin space.

2 words: Choco Taco...

I thought you only had a destination wedding when you actually don't want people to attend but invite them just to be nice

"Lots of people have struggles. That doesn't excuse them from being held accountable for their remarks."

ummm DJ-bj?!

I once worked at hotel that included a "continental breakfast". We had a large group staying a the hotel that were in town for a music festival they were producing so the hotel worked out an extra deal for them that included fresh made eggs served any style in addition to the normal breakfast of pastries, fruit,…

This guy is wasting time on this shit? We should ban smiling with all that top gum showing...now that's some indecent exposure

"When I say beef I really mean chicken because my dumb-ass mom used to call it chicken so everyone else just needs to get that." You are not Merriam-Webster gtfo

THIS!

You just scored some circle-jerk points for using the word "circle-jerk" oh yeah and pointing out the most probable truth- 2 thumbs up