Like anyone’s not going to look across a room, see that bag and realize that’s where the coke is. All the time and energy that could have been saved with a cheap canvas tote from Target.

Cimino won two Oscars for The Deer Hunter. The movie itself won five.

He might be a big Brandon Teena fan.

“I was just really, really, really angry,” Williams said after the match. “I had a lot of chances. She got really lucky on some shots. She just was playing great. I was a little disappointed in myself at that point.”

Nor should he have been.

I read the book for a hate-reading book club, and... wow. I had to put it down for a week when she started explaining that - ha ha! - she never really figured that other countries would have immigration laws, or that said laws might apply to her. Run, Jose/Felipe. Run fast and run far.

He’s married to Penelope Cruz, though—that’s like trying to compete with the sun.

Because I have shared details of my private life with you all so intimately over the years, I feel the need to share with you this recent change in my personal life I know you’ll all line up for my next tell-all feel-good book and, hopefully, film project. Fingers crossed!!

Eat, Eat, Eat: A Memoir/Stomach ache

When asked for comment, Terry Mcmillan had this to say:

Would you please amend your title, as it’s so completely inaccurate??

I AM OFFENDED TOO. O-FFENDED!

If the Miss America Teen pageant makes you feel bad about your life then you deserve it.

I’ve seen a lot of hypersensitivity on Jezebel, but this might take the cake.

Crybaby

Now this is good Kinja.

Because it’s a great gag!

How isn’t that slut-shaming, then?

I dunno - seems like they had some fun times and made some cute kids. Maybe he’ll grow up a little more and come to regret his decision?

It is actually really hypocritical of her. She is 12 years younger than her husband Brian Austin Green and they started dating when she was like 19.