YEEEEESSSS! So precious!!! I just posted my little man up here too! But since it will probably live in the grays as well, I’ll put it here <3

I love baby pictures and always have. Suck it, haters.

Methinks there’s a lotta projection going on. People with kids often have yards! Taking a photo of the kid in the back yard is a humblebrag? Please.

To his credit, rather than post that in 20,000 tweets like some people would he tweeted a link to a blog post.

I just held a baby for the first time two weeks ago and I almost dropped it I was shaking so hard because PRECIOUS DROPPABLE CARGO.

Also, I have a billion pics like that where it looks like the kids aren’t the focus, but it’s because they decided to turn their heads at the last second. And I had a backyard like that - it was in the lowest income neighbourhood in town. Housing is cheap here. You could rent a duplex with a yard on welfare. It…

I’m here for the baby photos - don’t let me down commenters! Let the irony FLOW through you!

People who get irrationally upset over baby photos freak me out. It is the MOST INNOCUOUS SHIT EVER. No weirder than anything else friends post.

damn. classy classy classy, and clearly very honest.

Wow. Good job, Jason. That was nicely said and very sincere.

to his credit, George Jason Alexander posted this on twitter

My experience was very awkward I feel like I went the right route with asking 2 strippers to have a threesome but I dropped the ball having my mom be the one to film it.

What a piece of crap this guy is. He’s also deeply delusional. Which really makes for a wonderful combination.

Good.

Yes, “Manner” is the better word. But you don’t “die by homicide” which is my main point.

As a Funeral Professional, we use “completed suicide”, as one can “attempt suicide”, someone who performs the act of taking one’s own life has completed suicide.

Clothing size is the WORST indicator. It’s a total mindfuck. I’m 5’7”, 135ish and I find myself wearing sizes ranging all the way from 2-8. It all depends on the cut, the designer, and your body type. I have a small chest and waist, but wider shoulders and hips, so I’m hourglass — and a I have an ass. Jeans? It’s a…

It doesn’t track for me that someone would be open about their actual weight, but would lie about their dress size. That’s like being honest about your age, but lying about what month your birthday is.

But maybe they are? I weigh 150 and I’m between a 4 and a 6 in most US brands. Vanity sizing, yo.