I agree with the legal points she’s trying to make. But this:

Some of the Match.com laughter made me a bit uneasy, though, because I think everyone deserves to date.

Why does everyone deserve to date? I’m 100% in favor of preemptively ruling dangerous-seeming people out of your dating pool.

Does everyone deserve to date? Like, really really? I would probably draw the line far in front of someone who wanted to cook and eat me for funsies. But that's just me, I probably have high standards.

Bruh, did you miss LoveSexMagic and Ride It or are you just trying to be shady for the sake of being shady? An 18 girl saying she’s not giving you her “Goodies” is not all that unreasonable. It’s in the same tradition of “Genie in a Bottle” and “Hit Me One More Time”, just more crunk/RnB. Like....

Well of course! For starters the empire would be divided amongst his son’s sons according to tradition which would weaken internal ties and eventually lead to the formation of the independent states of France and German-oh, wait, you meant the obnoxious radio guy who wishes he were a real rapper so hard he can taste…

She is just so cute though...

Yesterday a commenter got chided for criticizing the fact that certain countries jail gay people.

Agreed. Her life and career is one long commentary on American pop culture. Towards the end of her life it would be great if MoMA could do a retrospective on her, maybe involving a performance piece in which visitors enter, one by one, a solid white room, close the door, and shout their opinions on her into the void.

“Thailand - I don’t think I’ve ever taken as many selfies as I did in Thailand. It’s one of the prettiest places I’ve ever traveled to!”

Ciara needs better writers and collaborators. That’s it. She’s not particularly deep, but never in my whole ass life did I expect that from her. I don’t think she’s a drone. She just seems to follow the Beyonce school of personality, which is kinda boring but not bad. It’s very safe and a bit reductive, but it is what…

On Instagram once I saw someone comment on a picture of her and her son “Should’ve named him Past.” The shade of it all.

You mean treat him like he’s a flawed human. I am up for that. I wish others were.

But what do I do about my incredibly strong feelings for these incredibly fictional characters?

I get the feeling it’s more attitude, rather than action. And in today’s online-focused world—especially with the amount of vitriol to be found—I can see, generally, how “militant” can be used in context of the internet.

Works for me. I fail to see any vitriol or hate here. Dudes just saying he doesn’t need Twitter in his life right now and that sort of backlash was practically business as usual.

Whether or not that’s entirely true in the grand scheme of things doesn’t matter, because no one is going to change how they approach twitter…

That’s a good question. Maybe if the girls are religious, it would never cross their minds. Maybe some/most pregnancies are too advanced for it to be an option. Maybe the aid agencies don’t want to publicize if there have been any. I sure hope any girls who want them can have them.

When I want people to know how much SeaWorld sucks (it comes up a lot, somehow), I bring up the 2013 documentary Blackfish.

Idk, I see a little from column A and a little from column B.

Well, then we might just have to disagree. I don’t think I need to have lived every where in the world to denounce institutionalized homophobia in all of it’s forms and I really don’t think I need to be especially tolerant of it,

You want your lips to look like an earthworm, a sexy sexy earthworm.

We've all been trying to figure out how to say it for a long time, and this is what we came up with. Your pout is inadequate and no longer fits the standards of the internet.