I was going to say this sounds like no child stars more than no nepo babies. I do think Michelle and Laura seem like particularly grounded celebrities though. 

“It is shocking and sad to the entire law enforcement community that such an evil and wicked person could infiltrate law enforcement while concealing his true identity as a computer predator and murderer,” said Washington County Sheriff Blake Andis.

“Sure there’s a teenage girl in the process of being abducted who needs immediate assistance, but there’s also this building on fire. Of course, that isn’t our job because we aren’t the fire department... Well, I guess that girl’s just gonna have to be raped. We have property to defend.” And then they jumped straight…

“This is yet another horrific reminder of the predators existing online in police forces who prey on our children,” the Riverside police chief said. “If you’ve already had a conversation with your kids on how to be safe online around membres of law enforcement and on social media, have it again. If not, start it…

Letitia may have apologized for her anti-vax comments but she never came out “pro” vaccine and is still not vaccinated.

It’s a lot more likely that it’s been nearly a year that they have been dunzo. And why would a “year” matter? If you are going to police a stranger’s behavior, why not call for two years? Or maybe 5 if she’s dumps your favorite sportsball bro? And why should she sit around if he doesn’t have to? 

Emily, you keep doing this, saying she “filed for divorce.” No. The announcement was that they had gotten divorced. Paperwork is signed, sealed, and delivered. 

Are you equating the time the ink dried on the divorce papers to the time the marriage was over? Because hoooo boy, those are most definitely NOT the same thing.

Looking at it again, you’re right. Marla’s holding the groom so he can’t get away, while he does his best not to touch Tiffany at all. It wouldn’t be a Trump family pic if there wasn’t something ultra-creepy going on.

I read that and was like “damn... that’s one hell of a Freudian slip.”

I’m not confused why he has a wife, there’s all kinds of awful ladies out there. I’m more confused about how he got out of the country- did he use a fake passport or did the TSA just not communicate with law enforcement? Did he pay someone to smuggle him over?

I can't even buy a beer without my id being scanned and confirmed, but this guy was able to travel internationally and stay on the lam for 2 years? The surveillance state is not working, man. 

In much the same way republicans complaining about antifa are calling themselves fascists.

I was wondering about that. It reads a bit like the people who complain about “those damn anti-fascists”.

‘cooked up with unemployed anti-zealots’

I just don't understand the "doubt" part.  Like there are witnesses, police reports, and medical photos.  What more do you need?

And the letter from Black men???

trump probably sees tiffany’s value  now that she’s marrying a billionaire.

To be fair, there are a lot of brides out there with a lot less expensive rings on their hands who would be pretty ballistic right now.

Also to be fair, I’m pretty sure Trump would fuck this one too.

Imagine having a friend like that? That’s so amazing, but so heavy.