Wait a second - this Edward Scissorhands guy isn’t a bullet-ridden corpse already? These people call themselves Texans? /s

Uh, note to Jones’ lawyer. “Freedom of speech” only involves the government. Didn’t think they were a party to this lawsuit.

“Genco formulated a plot to kill women and intended to carry it out. Our federal and local law enforcement partners stopped that from happening,” U.S. Attorney Kenneth L. Parker for the Southern District of Ohio said.

Especially considering the very public and tragic history Biden has with his family: his wife and one year old daughter died in 1972 and his son Beau died in 2015. You have to be an absolute monster to mock a parent who has already buried two children who is concerned for his only living son as he is struggling with…

And he’ll never, ever talk about his personal struggles either.

What does a toe-headed child look like?

I suspect your latter statement may be closest to the truth. Brady has never struck me as the brightest candle on the cake. I can see how him reneging on his promise to retire would be the straw that broke the camel’s back for Gisele. I could see how it might make you go from wanting to spend your “retirement” (LOL…

There are incompetent lies, and then there are the lies that say, “we can do this to you too, and nobody will punish us for it.”

You know, if you die inexplicably or under odd circumstances at work, your union should really be asking questions. And I mean with all the talk about protecting officers, you would really think the police union would be concerned about members dieing on the job.

Per the LAPD, while Tipping was giving a demonstration that involved grappling from a high height with another officer, both fell to the ground, “resulting in a catastrophic injury to Tipping’s spinal cord.” The other officer did not die.

Wait a minute, the LAPD is claiming that he fell from a high height where he had been demonstrating how to grapple with someone? That sounds like something the Kremlin would say after murdering one of Putin’s critics. 

We’ll just have to wait 2 or 3 more years to find out that the body cameras malfunctioned JUST as the exercise began, then turned back on to find his his body swollen lying on the ground, while everyone was standing by to help. Guess those 4 cops will get 6 months paid leave and maybe a nice talking to. 

Well, we don’t have all the facts yet, and if there is one organization that has earned the benefit of the doubt with their years, nay decades, of administering upstanding, evenhanded, incorruptible justice, it is the LAPD, surely!

I’m not sure why you think the other things on that list HAVEN’T hurt him with voters.

We need to convince them that drinking pure lye is a good way to own the libs.

I can already see the weirdos drowning their puppies to own the libs like they did with {checks notes} “Yeti coolers, Diet Coke, French Fries, Mark Ham-  oops {drops notes on the ground, paper unrolls for 60 ft. - comedically - like a Monty Python skit} 

“one Oz-led study resulted in a litter of puppies being killed by intracardiac injection with syringes of expired drugs inserted in their hearts without any sedation. Upon being killed, the puppies were allegedly left in a garbage bag with living puppies who were their littermates”

I just have always loved the Fantastic Voyage video ever since it came out.  I thought it was so much fun as a kid!

It’s wild to me that anyone could be so invested in a celebrity that they harass someone “for them” YEARS after any alleged misdeed, when all parties have clearly moved on. I get it when people hear gossip and react immediately. I wouldn’t do it but I know kids, emotions, impulsiveness, whatever. The years-long…