Hospitals are clearly the problem. We need to either minimize the amount of doors or shut them down entirely.

Lol, okay. Next time, don’t leave part of your argument for later.

Imagine defending Ricky Gervais by declaring him not smug. LOL.

I like James Acaster’s take on the whole ricky gervais comedy attempts.  Skip to 2:30 for the meat, but also don’t because James is brilliant.

The first rule of Republican Orgy Club is, you do not talk about Republican Orgy Club.

Maddie...I know you’re feeling betrayed and rightly so. People you thought were your friends stabbed you in the back. It hurts, brother. You know what eases that hurt? Revenge. You’ve got names and you’ve got nothing to lose. You’re being shown the door by your own team...show them you can give as good as you get. I’m…

Well coke and sex orgies involving *them*

Unfortunately, this just opens the door to him being lifelong “political commentator” on fox or whoever else will have him. :(

The GOP: We endorse spreading unfounded rumors about Jewish space lasers setting homes ablaze. But rumors about coke and sex orgies is where we draw the line.

It’s not just that it was a typo, it was the kind of 3rd grade mistake that any decent editor (or writer, really) should have caught.

This article is incorrect in its reporting of the Rolling Stone article, which correctly states that the “heart weighed at least 600 grams, about double the normal size.”

I wish people would stop thinking this way. There’s no way of telling what actually happened, what conversations Grohl and Hawkins had, what agreements they made, etc, etc. There isn’t even a definitive cause for what killed Hawkins yet. So why say something like “there are two possibilities” as if you have enough…

What? The average male heart weighs 310 grams. So this article is still wrong.

That’s pretty funny. Beauty influencers (besides my personal favorites of Bailey Sarian, the Welch bros, and Jamie French) are mostly ridiculous. But why can’t I stop watching??! I know there is zero chance I will be contouring my nose with red blush and wearing false eyelashes to take out the trash. I’m also addicted…

You used the wrong form of their in you’re comment. 

Holy shit. Every time I think the AV Club’s quality has hit rock bottom, I see something like this.

I can live with a bullet point and the occasional highlight of fake Kardashian drama, but if Dirt Bag is going to turn into regular recaps of whatever nonsense most of us have actively chosen not to watch then I’m out.

One of my brothers had this girlfriend that we all loved. When it didn’t work out, we all decided we loved her so she’s still part of the family. They are still friends and that seems to work. But that seems to be the only one that I can think of so I think it’s pretty rare. 

I like how we cram chickens on top of each other by the thousands like some sort of avian ball pit, then I’m the bad guy for a bird feeder.

Thank you, I hold a PhD in bird stuff and I agree. If there is a report of passerines in your area with then virus, or sick birds at the feeder, yes, stop.