Not to rub it in, that is one of the things I was going to say myself. It was one of the best experiences of my life and one of my friends from study abroad (15 years ago!) is driving with his family to spend this weekend with me and my husband -- we didn’t go to the same college, we’ve never lived in the same town,…

Same. It was long distance so that meant one of us (usually me because he played a sport) spent at least one weekend a month there and SO. MANY. HOURS. ON. THE PHONE. I feel like I would have left with much closer friendships if I hadn’t wasted so much time being someone’s girlfriend. 

I have two related stories.

I cut my thumb on a soup can. I was using a shitty can opener that left two uncut bits directly across from each other. I’m not THAT dumb, and I did try using other objects to pry the can open before I got frustrated and stuck my thumb down on the lid to at least make an opening wide enough for the soup to pour out.…

Thank you for posting this. I am not a “car” person at all, so I’m not sure why I clicked on it but man, I ended up watching the whole thing. Hilarious. Anyone who owns one of these is the perfect example of “a fool and his money are soon parted”. 

That’s exactly what I was thinking. My first semester in college, I was “BEST FRIENDS” with 2 other women and we talked about getting matching tattoos (of the three little pigs, ugh!) and thank god we didn’t, because by the end of the year, it was revealed that one of the women was a pathological liar and I never…

Ha! I live very close to a yoga studio, so that part really rings true. I’m actually in the “poorer” section/not actually PS anymore depending on who you ask, so I don’t see THAT many nannies. What about off-leash dogs? Is that the entire neighborhood or just my block? Because that makes me CRAZY and there are at…

Yeah, you’re right. Maybe it’s just my eagerness to utilize our lovely wide sidewalks that has me noticing more than in Manhattan. 

Well, frankly the PS Moms are really the worst, but in general, parents in the neighborhood seem to walk in slow, wide groups with no regard for anyone else who might be trying to walk a little faster and they drag strollers into narrow stores and restaurants with the same disregard. Maybe “the worst” is a little…

As one of the few non-parents that lives in this neighborhood, I can wholeheartedly confirm this is accurate. 

In high school, we took our AP exams in a huge auditorium with literally NO left handed desks. They brought in stand alone full-sized desks and put them on the stage, so that the three other lefties and I were on display for the entire exam. 

Probably because they learned in school, like I did, and left-handed mouses were not available. I learned with what I had and now it just seems normal. I’m not sure I could use a left handed mouse. 

Well according to Better Call Saul, you have to give them $5000 so they can’t contest and argue they were forgotten. But I think the disowning thing is mandatory. 

Yeah, I sort of thought the same thing. I’m definitely not a celebrity but my engagement ring was custom designed. It’s not that much more expensive, once you remove the cost of the actual stone. Celebrities wear custom-designed clothes all the time. I’m sure she’s going to wear a custom-designed wedding gown. Why…

Just to chime in here, taking the pill at the same time every day is EXTRA important if you’re on a “low” hormone version of the pill, which A LOT of women are now. My GYN told me that it’s really only a 1 hour window and if you miss it, you can trigger a period off-cycle (which is what was happening to my forgetful…

Those people tried it as adults and were definitely not forced to enjoy it as “a special treat” as kids. 100% guarantee that. And I still think they are lying to themselves. 

Ha! Both of my parents would cheat in different ways and when my parents got divorced, my mom went “normal” so we got cow milk, meat, real ice cream. It was AMAZING.

ARE WE THE SAME PERSON?? I love junk cereal (childhood options were Grape Nuts, homemade granola, or Shredded Wheat) and sweets, but I have ZERO interest in fast food burgers. I have had one in my entire life, because on a business trip, coworkers found out I had never had one and forced me to eat a White Castle…

Of course!!

I think we should start a support group for kids who were forced to eat carob. It could be called “The Children of the Carob”. Made even more annoying by the fact that half that shit is now super trendy. Where were all you guys when I was being made fun of for having sprouts on my cheese sandwich!?!?