How many of these QBs seen as busts are bad because of bad coaching? It’s not a Tebow situation where he physically can’t throw a football.

Miko Grimes is smiling down from Heaven

Congrats to the thief who returned the jersey, who is now just a piece of shit and not the biggest piece of shit in the history of Florida.

Anytime you see a story about me or my campaign saying “sources said,” DO NOT believe it. There are no sources, they are just made up lies!

Howard Dean may have a theory

A presidential candidate just suggested that the American public should watch a sex tape.

After Janet they went safe with classic rock. Most of it was boring but I did enjoy Tom Petty and the Heartbreakers. I was never a Springsteen person so his show was pretty damned boring. I did like Michael’s show but it is such a sign of the time.

Like my hope is that Lady Gaga literally comes out on a jetpack powered by Doritos before Metallica rises out of a giant Goodyear tire and Pittbull comes out on a literal pitbul and they all play “Bohemian Rhapsody.”

They’ve all been pretty much crap since Jackson and Nipple-gate. Not that I don’t love Bruce Springsteen but only JUST now are we getting back to the insane trash spectacular that was the half-time show.
The Disney Presents Disney’s Indiana Jones Half-Time Disney-Tacular (A Disney production) was amazing! The pure…

Prince, of course. Also gives me a reason to post the hall of fame performance.

“Rah-rah-ah-ah-ah-ah!
Roma-roma-mamaa!
Ga-ga-ooh-la-la!”

Yeah, sure, but this is the first generation ever to expect the world to have a bunch of different levels.

I’m reminded of Americans and Brits who, in the years prior to WWII, did their best to humanize Hitler and make him see like a charming fellow with some idiosyncratic political views.

What a fucking collaborator.

It’s halfway through September and the media is STILL treating this asshole like he’s a joke, like he’s going to drop out once he’s done promoting whatever shit he’s promoting. IT’S PISSING ME OFF!

“The next time I see you, you could be the president of the United States,” Fallon noted, a smooth, untroubled expression on his face.

I’ve always thought Fallon was a hack as a late-night host (he gets good press because his segments are really YouTube-worthy), and this confirms it.

Whatever your opinion of Jimmy Fallon is, he’s a brave man. Generally, when you pet a wild animal in that manner it will attempt to claw your eyes out.

I came here to hate-post about Trump, but now I’d rather kick Fallon in his pander-pouches.

Man, that’s a good way to get yourself Siouxed.