I remember an episode of Home Improvement when Tim the Toolman Taylor went to [some formal event] and only brought a ultra-portable suit that was stuffed into a little pouch. He did not remember to take it out of the pouch until the morning of [the formal event] and it was super wrinkled and looked ridiculous. I do…

This is one of those Picture Worth a Thousand Word moments:

Starting a brag thread this week because I’m so excited!

Yes.

If there’s anyone we can trust to be as thoroughly prepared as possible, it’s Hillary Clinton. I wouldn’t be surprised if she was also preparing to debate Mike Pence just in case Trump decides he doesn’t want to run anymore and drops out beforehand.

Jon Stewart should do it. He has zero issues with critiquing her in an intelligent way. And then they can get drunk Uncle from SNL to do the "typical Trump" portion.

legit why i watched fox news for election results in 2012...was NOT disappointed

I’m thinking they should just have some Veep writers come in and help out.

I have a coworker who would be perfect.

Plus that poll has a shitty methodology - they poll the same 3000 people every day. Meaningful for medication follow up, notsomuch for an election.

I would love to know how Tim Kaine and Mike Pence are preparing. I hope Biden is teaching Kaine the right way to say malarkey and the best way to laugh dismissively whenever Pence opens his mouth.

I originally read this as “breast grazer.”

My eyes are down here!!!

Hey Donald, not cool. You should treat every woman like you’d treat your daughter...

If it’s sexist to vote for Hillary because she’s a woman, is it also demonist to vote for Trump because he’s literally Satan’s bunghole?

You should see the Olympic pin collection: Hep C, Zika, EColi, strep.

There’s going to be plenty of shiny, happy, upfloating turds in the water next to the swimmers and boaters in the bay.

Chicago wanted to host,but the IoC got a bigger bribe from Brazil. Now our Schadenfreude knows no bounds.

+1 Swirl from Ipanema

Brown and slick and soft and smelly