She has all the curves of a FedEx box, it’s true.

The Xanax and red wine suburban mix

And then the arugula. THE ARUGULA!!!! Why, I get the vapours just thinking about the arugula.

“He put mustard on his cheeseburgers! Only a commie does that!”

But he wore a tan suit once!!!!1!!

I will totally do all kinds of moralistic preening if the politician involved in a sex scandal has made his/her career vociferously advocating for “traditional family values” and has actively sought to restrict other people’s right to have sex, marry, and have families through legislation. I will revel in the…

But then you don’t get to be the party of family values, do you?

Meghan McCain Has a Bulletproof Defense of Trump

Please note that Obama paid off zero mistresses, but people were happy to vote for the Trumps because they were going to bring “class” back to the White House

I don’t know, when you “represent” the party of random preening moralists, even this becomes a subject of interest. Especially where many of that parties policies seek to demonize others on a basis of sexual orientation and/or conduct.

There really is a benefit, in a democracy, to working towards a society that takes seriously the concerns of marginalized groups, and refuses to depict or celebrate offensive caricatures and stereotypes, or otherwise accept racism in any form. And you can confirm this by asking just about any non-white person in our…

As a Tribe fan, these people are the worst. I removed my Wahoo decals and started only buying gear without the Chief pretty much right after I went to opening day and saw those protesters. Literally the only argument I ever needed, and should ever be needed.

Now that the Red Sox and both Chicago teams have won Series’ recently we really need a fun name for Cleveland’s struggles that’ll bring back some of that fun Billy Goat-Bambino stuff that Baseball’s so good at.

We really need some sort of cognitive fitness test for national office. I know the idea feels uncomfortable, but this isn’t the only example though it’s the worst. Can we really trust people who struggle to read and have severe memory issues to make good policy? Should we?

Millenials ARE the fucking worst, I’m in IT and my wife is a project manager (both approx. 20-something years in now) and the stories are always the same: they want to work their own hours, come and go as they please (if not be remote F/T), loathe any and all meetings to discuss work projects, and expect to make top…

I forget mine is on now... It swaps Trump with Duck, Putin with Dr. Evil, and bitcoin with Magic Beans. I wouldn’t recognize Gizmodo without them now.

They’re afraid of a liberal-controlled military, because everyone knows that a liberal controlled military will be sent out to take their homes, their cars on blocks (including the old tree growing through the engine compartment), and everything that’s not nailed down to be distributed in the communist “utopia”…

Right up there with the “Cut the police some slack, it’s a dangerous job out there, everyone has guns!” and “Let everyone have guns”.

Joe Biden should never stop insisting that this fight take place! Either l’orange chickens out, or he gets to publicly beat the shit out of Donald Trump!!

As the old lady says in the commercial “That’s not how any of this works!” Were people really laughing at his offensive word salads?