Whatever happened to cutting a hole in a vegetable or gourd of some sort, microwaving it for a couple of seconds, and fucking it?

When i was just an innocent 12 year old mormon kid, my neighbor friends asked me if i had ever masturbated before, i said no not knowing what it was.

They explained that i just needed to get some soap for lubrication and rub my dick.

What they didn’t emphasize was they were talking about liquid soap or lotion. So that…

Reverse mermaid

Huh, I never realized she was pregnant while filming that movie.

I woke up one morning, gave a yawn and a cheer.
Walking to the bathroom I noticed something horrible in the mirror.
A red, round pimple had grown near my ear.

And the Band Played On vilifies Dugas, and does so in a way that doesn’t totally feel credible. I’m glad that the record is being clarified, and that Dugas is getting his name cleared, so to speak. (I don’t think this is the first research to clarify that he could not have been “Patient Zero, but it’s good to have…

The stigma of homosexuality and drug use (evil black kids in ghettos) was the major barrier with AIDS not getting the attention it deserved. In a way, it’s almost good that TB went through those growing pains in a different era than the Reagan years.

no, we still are, it’s just not as blatant

“Commercial blood products” usually means distillations of complex compounds like Factor VII (the stuff that makes blood clot) that has medical applications for people who lack those compounds in their own blood. (Like hemophiliacs.) It’s incredibly valuable and expensive stuff, due to the amount of blood needed to…

All because he used the letter O ... and people mistook it for a 0.

The book Spillover dedicates a large section to the spread of HIV and talks this, plus the myth of Patient 0. I’m glad they’re finally officially debunking it. It gives a good background of the possible route of the early infections (plural) with bushmeat hunters, and how it got going, facilitated by a plasma trade…

it’s just a picture of legs that cuts to an image of a man standing in a burning house and he has a goat head and his eyes are the black of the void and then it cuts back to an image of legs with paint on them and then it’s the goat headed man and he’s closer to the foreground and I can smell sulfur and then it cuts…

lolololol, nice.

And if you have an inconvenient scheduling conflict for the date of the birth, you just murder the baby and then traipse on over to your hair appointment. You can always make another one using welfare and Satan in Obama’s America!

When asked to comment on the precious, the Clinton campaign responded “And now at last it comes. You will give me the Presidency freely! In place of the Orange Fascist you will set up a Queen. And I shall not be dark, but beautiful and terrible as the Morning and the Night! Fair as the Sea and the Sun and the Snow…

Seriously can’t believe they just ripped my baby out of my womb, stitched it back up, and handed him to me. If I had any respect I would have just died in childbirth like god and Pat Robertson intended.

Don’t you know? Exactly 24 hours before being born, the baby sends you certified mail informing you it’s about to arrive. And it’s helpful because experts know that this is the best time to perform abortions.

They’re pretending late term abortion means waiting to full-term, inducing labor, and then stabbing the otherwise perfectly viable baby to kill it just before it crowns. Because opposing the reality of late term abortions (ie. it is typically a life-saving procedure) is pretty much impossible, so they resort to…

That’s ridiculous. What podunk place do you live in that they have time to do that?