yeah at least that won't be an issue for me. I've already washed my sheets and blankets, vacuumed my furniture, and will move on to laundering clothes tomorrow. I'm just thankful my daughter somehow didn't get it. Husband... Not so lucky.

oh my glob.

Baked or stove-top? I don’t usually go for oven macaroni but I’m so curious about AB’s Heart Attack Wedges (aka, pieces of the M&C casserole dredged in breadcrumbs and deep fried)....

Aw man, I used the last of my pesto this week, and that looks delicious :(

I’ve worn heels since high school and I still can only navigate gravel while swearing and stumbling. You done good, wisht.

Many thanks to everyone who suggested anti-itch remedies. Sadly, none of them worked because it turned out I didn’t have poison ivy. I have fucking scabies and I feel like a disgusting garbage person. Also, I’m kind of annoyed (albeit not surprised) by the care I got at the Doc-In-A-Box I visited.

Along with the cream…

That looks super yummy!

I made winter squash and sweet potato soup and roasted sausages for dinner. And TIL: my daughter doesn’t know how to eat soup.

God dammit, please ignore my earlier comment in which I managed to forget that Jay is a star of this video. I’m very very tired right now.

Well whaddya know.

Wait, did I make a reference without knowing it?

Sooooo okay I’m obviously kind of slow/naive about things cuz it didn’t occur to me that the n-word was involved until now. I was literally envisioning a tweet like, “I have gay black friends! Sound familiar?” In my head it was just a lazy and antagonistic and easy way to point out hypocrisy, hence why I agreed that…

Whaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaat that’s crazy!

Hence why it’s not actually something I’m suggesting we get behind.

I actually love that idea but I know it’s not strategic/useful.

Man nobody ever told me to pee after sexytimes. And I had the best, most comprehensive sex ed of anyone I know. They just don’t tell you some of the basics :-/

You really do have an image for every occasion, don’t you?

ugh, cuz of course they did. 😒 I should use the shout your adoption hash tag to say, “If I’m gonna have post-partum depression, I'd better get a fucking baby out of it."

why is the shoutyourabortion hashtag depressing?

Oh god, tooth dreams. They're awful.

I know you're being sarcastic but VW has plants in the US - there's one receiving millions of dollars in subsidies for the next couple decades in Tennessee.