Yes, but I imagine the real person on whom that comic is based does not know all of them.

Well, YEAH, it puts out the fire that you need for exfoliating!!!

The lost eyebrows ought to be the least of your worries after self-immolation... Hey, you’ll look amazing as you struggle to ward off every infection known to humankind — and those infections are all-natural, too!

there are, but I'd never exploit my students like that.

Yeah I’m sorry. I’m having second thoughts about sharing - too much.

Oh god, your poor mom! And wow, your classmates really blew it on that one.

It got worse! Later on, there was a sex scandal at the school (won’t go into details, but I will say that no teachers were involved), a student had a mental health crisis, I totally blew it as a teacher with one class, it was literally the worst experience in my life.

Not a triumph, and I’m not sure that “humiliation” is the right word. But. My first day of teaching as a student teacher, a student died. Not one of mine, but I mean half the school knew her. Two of my students laughed when the student collapsed because they thought it was some sort of prank, and I just did NOT know…

Really? I liked her in Brokeback, which I wasn’t prepared to do.

Fucking THANK YOU. So sick of people getting excited about the Pope. “HEY COOL, this bakery that sells poisoned baked goods just decided to use regular chocolate chips in its poison cookies! Isn’t it great that there’s like 2% less poison now?”

Ehhh this one doesn’t bother me as much.

You are a monster.

YES. I am not 8. I do not want 18pt font on my reading material.

This redesign is awful. Sooooo much empty space on the screen.

Fall is just absolutely glorious (especially if you live near mountains), but it is so disappointing that it has to end in Winter. :(

Why the hell would you want to do that?

cajoling your kid to occasionally eat something other than Cheez-Its to avoid malnutrition and/or scurvy

As a parent, I can tell you that Daniel Tiger is the best. My 2-year-old shares like a pro because Daniel Tiger sang a song about it.

Salute Your Shorts or gtfo

Pete and Pete was fucking rad. They had the best guest stars. STEVE BUSCHEMI AND IGGY POP WERE IN IT! Michael Stipe played that sad fudgecicle salesman in the weird episode about the creemee man disappearing! So. Good.