LIES. MAYO IS PROOF GOD LOVES US.

Actually, there's no bigger sign of western/white privilege than believing that Africa, including rural Africa, is populated by dirt poor, fly-covered "natives" who don't know any better. The true face of poaching is not what you think it is. The facts are out there if you care to learn them rather than digging in…

Actually, the ivory trade is funding terrorism and conflict in Africa, so the average face of the ivory poacher isn't the sad starving kid in a UNICEF commercial, but a violent dickhead inflicting genocide on their neighbors because their god has a smaller peepee or whatever.

So what, exactly? Poverty gives no one the right to destroy.

Honestly, the academy cannot keep playing Wes Anderson like this. I'm willing to accept that GBH wasn't best picture material, but not winning best original screenplay? Come on, guys.

The Grand Budapest Hotel should have won best picture.

Lol wut

This sounds like an absolutely terrible idea. Do tell.

I'm sure you have enough muscle from patting yourself on the back. No one is judging committed atheletes, but not everyone has the time or will to be one.

And what does uptight have to do with mental health, also she is perfect spokesperson seeing as she one of the most famous people in UK.

Yup, there's a reason men pay more for car insurance.

Yeah, about that....

I think you're needed over on Gawker.

Nick and Jess are not a good couple. Like, yes, I can see why they would get together in the first place, but in the long run, the characters as written should not work out. So don't make them! We don't need a Rachel and Ross in every show! (We didn't even need them in the last five seasons of Friends, man.)

Seriously. I feel like it's a common trap that sitcoms fall into, where they get a lot of momentum out of the leadup to characters getting together, but they have no idea what to do with them once they are together. So they create a weird reason for them to break up and then kill time with other relationships, then…

I wholeheartedly support the LGBTQ community and their struggle for equality and dignity, so please do not take what I am about to ask as anything but a genuine inquiry: what sort of scientific research has been done to demonstrate that there are no physiological advantages for a trans woman who was born a man? There…

You could pick up a Harlequin Romance off the grocery store shelves at random and I'd bet money on its being better

And even then, what's the insult? "You looked cute in this swimsuit one time. Ha-ha, nailed you."

Oh my god thank you. She married one of the most famous people in the world, in a blitzkrieg of staged publicity, and even changed her last name to his. None of this is what one does if one wants to maintain one's anonymity and professional seriousness.

By marrying Clooney, she would have become the subject of media interest no matter what she did; however, she definitely courted this attention by staging that enormous celebrity wedding. You cannot close down a city for the weekend, ride around in a boat for the express purpose of being photographed by paparazzi in…