GOMEZ! Dear god. Never has their been a man before or since that could do such things with his eyes.

Like a screen door in a hurricane, would bang.

WAS JUST COMING DOWN HERE TO SAY THAT (I'm feeling very emotionally involved in this post, I dunno, it's weird)

Swing low...

I assumed these are all your second choices because your first was obviously Paul Newman.

Paul Newman.

Jimmy Stewart, 'nuff said.

Politics aside you know you would too.

Paul Newman is boneable even from my straight male perspective. Although, I'm disappointed to see Steve McQueen missing from either list as he's my all-time dead guy man crush.

Couldn't bring myself to read. Just came here to say I can't believe this wasn't Schrayber.

There are gross out feelings here because IT IS FUCKING GROSS!

i am bringing this out of the greys even though i think it has kind of a whiney childish tone because i think there's something to be said wrt incest, the taboo, and people making their own decision.

Nah. Fucking your teenaged daughter is objectively wrong. NEXT.

Hi, did you miss this part?: "And then there are parts that are just really deeply sad, and warrant compassion and not mockery, a reminder that this relationship is clearly primarily about the absence for this woman of a real father—about what Tsoulis-Reay calls a 'primordial sense of having always belonged to the…

Oh for fuck's sake. THIS is the exact type of comment people are talking about when they talk shit about Jezebel commenters.

I thought that "only another $30k to go!" sounds hella passive-aggressive for someone who just got given nearly $2k for a gift. Didn't it? It's a tacky response, to me, like trying to shame Taylor into going "Oh oops... ok... lemme just get my purse..."

So because jezzies are obsessively against appropriation of any kind and keep "explaining" why, it means this is gospel and everyone has to agree with them? Fuck no. Guess what? The history of pop superstars is the history of people taking ideas from the underground and then making a fortune off what they stole…

I can confirm Surbiton is a shit hole

Harry breaks wizarding law by reading a moving newspaper in public, gets cockblocked by Dumbledore. Yeah, high romance right there.

no it would hurt her and she deserves no pain

Bob thinks that maybe it's not that brutal an amputation of a left leg.