She replied: "I'm entitled to do that."

are you for real? not caring is completely understandable. having gone through life literally not knowing there was more than one way to cook an egg is BAFFLING. the thing that is baffling is HE DIDN'T KNOW OTHER WAYS EXISTED, not that he didn't know how to do it himself.

Hey, now, I'm not slapping plates of vegan food off of people's tables or anything, I just question the ideological resolve of someone who still wants to eat something that looks like the animal he quit eating.

This is a pet peeve of mine too. Let's ignore the awesome no-meat options in every cuisine around the globe and instead try to vaguely approximate the few things vegans don't want to eat anyway.

Damn, is it that bad not eating meat, that vegans have to lie to themselves to eat their awful food? If all you serve is soy, just fucking serve soy! Stop trying to pretty it up with fancy shapes and names of foods you're too good to eat!

I hate pranks. And people say sarcasm is the lowest form of wit? Oh, suuuuuure it is.

Exactly! Being curious about the world and all that it has to offer is so much more fun and interesting than just writing everyone's interests off as dumb.

Yeah, I agree. I realize what she was trying to do with taking the expensive perfume down a peg, but if you really know about fragrance, you know that it's an incredible fascinating, intricate art form. Master Perfumers are so interesting to talk to, because you get the sense that they experience the world a bit…

What really bothers me is that even our really nice and practical clothes don't have the same pockets as men's. I wear suits for work sometimes, and I am so envious of men with their inside-jacket pockets. One on each side, and then another skinny one for a pen! Same with coats! There is no "unsightly bulge" that will…

Depends on which Clive Christian perfume you go for, or what your own natural scent is that interacts with the perfume.

I love this - http://www.bergdorfgoodman.com/Maison-Francis…

"Still Just Smelly-Ass Water"

For half that price, I will follow you around for an entire year and inform you that you smell amazing (regardless of truth.)

On the first season of Project Runway, I remember Michael Kors taking someone to town for pockets, and saying that all the women HE knew cut their pockets out because it ruined the line of their clothes. And that is when I found out that Michael Kors did not actually know any real women at all.

JEALOUS!!! Have fun!! I will live vicariously through you!

OK, we need to regroup here. We have Kate. We have Kelly. And Hillary. And Madeline. And Erin. And Burt. And now that we have Mark, I can't imagine what we ever did without him (I think we vomited a lot less).

JEALOUSY. Also, thank you for the reminder this came out.

There is another coming out!? Garth Nix is one of my Instant Buy Authors, how did I not know this.!

"The decision to cast Hiddleston was met with some raised eyebrows and, in the case of some of Williams' family members, outright annoyance that a classically trained British actor landed the role."

Either a personal assistant or traveling fuck buddy. You decide.