No it's not - I got my license on a manual two years ago and was taught that unless you're on a very steep slope you never park the car in gear for precisely this reason.

I drive a manual. That's what the parking break is for. Unless you're parked on a steep slope you don't leave the car in gear for precisely this reason.

Oh, for sure. Over the years I've dived with a lot of sharks (what can I say, I'm a fucking weirdo) and the only reaction I've ever got has been them swimming away - even the big ones. The most dangerous shark I've dived with (in my opinion) was an enormous bull off the coast of South Africa and I didn't even realise…

Ah, of course, didn't think about that.

I genuinely don't see how someone can be acknowledged to have the capacity to get engaged to someone, but still have to be supervised in every respect by a conservator. It seems odd to me.

WHO WOULD LEAVE A CAR IN GEAR ON THE EDGE OF A CLIFF?!?! I'm getting panicky just reading it.

Eh, I figure if it's too cold to swim in your wetsuit... get a better wetsuit.

I don't get that. The wetsuit would literally keep the warm pee next to your body. If I'm in a bikini, I have no qualms (it's where all pee goes!) Wetsuit? Nah, I'll hold it.

Incredible! I'd love to see orcas. My parents were always anti-Seaworld (ahead of the curve in that respect!) so I've never seen one, but they're on the bucket list!

It was AMAZING. I mean, amazing once I'd got out the water. She (guide reckoned it was a female, because they're bigger) just swam past about a hundred feet away, totally chilled out, and disappeared into the gloom a few minutes later, and my dad gestured towards the boat and I tried to follow and realised I'd totally…

I once accidentally dived with a Great White off the coast of Indonesia (no cage, obviously. We were looking for manta rays. Which we also saw, but they were rather overshadowed). Apparently it was the first recorded sighting of one in the region. Our guide was very excited.

Spoken like someone who's never had fish and chips, Yorkshire pudding or a perfectly brewed cup of Earl Gray with a freshly-baked scone, home-made strawberry jam and Cornish clotted cream.

Big Bang didn't win, Jim Parsons did! And say what you want about the show (it's definitely not everyone's cup of tea) but that man could out-charm a corgi puppy in a tuxedo.

Same with me - I started around about the time of the submarine video and was like WHAT THE FUCK WHAT THE FUCK then two minutes later creepy Avatar-mermaid attacks two kids on the beach and I was like, oh. Well, that's stupid.

I'd heard so much about the faux documentaries but never seen one (I don't think the Discovery Channel screens them over here?) until I was in Florida last year and caught the "MERMAIDS REALLY EXIST!" one. OH MY GOD. WHAT. I can't believe they can show that without some sort of disclaimer?!

Lily Rose Depp looks so much like her mother it's spooky. Damn those are some good genetics.

Jesus, what is this, 1994? STOP. This cut of underwear does NO ONE ANY FAVOURS!! Also, it looks hideously painful. I swear I'm getting a phantom wedgie in sympathy.

I sort of see Lestat as a blonde version of Tom Hiddleston as Loki.

Agreed. You put it better than I could have.

Honestly, I think you're ahead of the curve. I think it'll slowly move towards being less ubiquitous over there.