I'm probably not the best person to ask about that. My grandad and great-grandad were both big hunters and there's a hallway in our house that is plastered, floor to ceiling and including a custom-made lampshade, with the antlers of the stags they shot. It looks like something out of a Tudor palace. I fucking love…

He really was an odd-looking prince. I thought he needed to look a bit rougher around the edges. And less blonde. Maybe a little beardy?

YES! Love that girl.

Oberyn was basically the more violent Lumiere of Westeros, he'd be perfect.

You know, he actually made Mirror Mirror watchable. He's far more charming than the dross he usually gets cast in (Lone Ranger, I'm looking at YOU)

I'm afraid he's dating a friend of mine! If they ever break up (which they won't, because I fixed them up and I'm the Cher Horowitz of South West London), I'll fling him your way.

One of my guy friends is a big, beefy Welsh rugby player with a twice-broken nose and he hates beer - hates it. This is not seen as normal for a guy living in London. He constantly and consistently will go to pubs and bars with mates and while they order in rounds, he'll order the pinkest, fruitiest cocktail they do.…

GET THE BOLLY!

I'm the opposite of you - I only ever really drink when I'm out, or when my parents have opened a bottle. If I'm alone and I open a bottle of wine I'll fucking drink the whole thing, I have no willpower at all.

Up until last year I could get through a bottle of champagne and a bottle of wine of an evening and, although I'd be drunk, the next morning was doable.

If I ever get married my dad has already told me we'll be grooving to the Potter Waltz from Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire.

I don't know what it says about me that his resemblance to Patrick Bateman makes him MORE attractive in my eyes.

Sorry, dear! America does many things well, but I'm afraid the shops of your great nation don't know their way around a good biscuit, partial though I am to the occasional Oreo.

Sorry!

When my ex asked me if I'd try it, no joke, I sent him that video. He never brought up the subject again.

He's a secret crush of mine too. He's a total dandy with the arrogance to pull it off - also, he takes the piss out of Kim Kardashian for a living. Swoon.

I can't help it, guys, I freaking love Scott and Kourtney. I almost never care about other people's babies (except for the royal variety) but something about these two gets me so over-invested. This news cheered me up so much it's disturbing. I won't say it made my day, but it certainly brightened up my afternoon…

This was always going to be one of the best episodes of the series, though, given what they had to work with. All the director had to do to ensure it was "not totally fuck up".

He was deeffffinately fucking Lena Headey at one point, if the sexual chemistry in their formerly-frequent instagram posts can be believed.

I expect we'll see a lot more of him in the future.