While I don’t think Tyson’s sentence was long enough, he did serve his time and remains a registered sex offender.

I don't doubt any of that, but he included worker availability in his statement when every boss in the country knows how to solve that problem, and they know why it is a problem in the first place.

That would risk showing how dumb Whoopie is. They need someone dumb and conservative so that people focus on how reasonable Whoopie seems.

How does this quote not get any attention?

The flare - and/or flair - is what makes the look to my male gaze. I find the straight, plain jean skirts boring.

I, as a right-thinking human, love Dolly Parton, young, old, or other...but the picture provided is decidedly not of a young Dolly. See below for an actual young Dolly.

Cycling, as in cycling on and off the drug.

Couldn't she have a similarly low volume if she was cycling or even preparing for being tested?

That she didn't order, another aspect of the story to make one suspicious. Substituting pork for beef without notice is insane. In the Portland Metro area (where this supposedly occurred), food trucks are serious business.

The story was almost certainly created after searching for a study that provided a potential excuse. Still, a 4-year ban is so severe, I can hardly blame an athlete for making something up. It’s not like honesty would do anything for her.

There are but it seems like they’d be using sensitive tests. Regardless, two tests are better than one, and it would not only help reveal false positives but make it that much harder to cheat the test.

Am I wrong, living close to Beaverton as I do, for wanting to find this burrito?

I don’t know about bisexual but she’s definitely grosssexual.

To be fair - but not too fair - they didn't throw him under the bus. They threw him in front of their likely 90+% white organization as a shield.

There’s no constitutional basis to question this [shitty, wildly dangerous] law. Even if we had all liberal, anti-gun judges, they’d still have to base their decisions on the law and Texas has an absolute right to Mad Max themselves in this fashion.

If you’re not willing to commit to a minimum tip up front, you’re probably not going to tip at all (“royal” you). It’s far too easy to stiff someone you never have to look in the eye.

The BTS motivation was obviously crap, but Deadshot went out like a boss.

They don't have Subways in Utah?

Notice, too, that Paleface Pam didn’t have the ovaries to drop the big bomb during her rant. She was clearly thinking it but was too chickenshit to risk the escalation.

Well, yeah. If the Warner execs gave a single fecal lump about the comics, they would have killed Snyder's movies during preproduction.