We found six bottles of water and have been rationing it.

Kyle Orton: [looking through photos] Niiiiiiice.

This is ridiculous. 50 years later, we're still having problems with busing?

"We have snacks, some granola bars and pretzels," Faustin told the Associated Press in a phone interview prior to being picked up. "We found six bottles of water and have been rationing it. We thought we'd be here for a couple hours and a couple of hours turned into 12 hours. It's now 24 hours."

This guy leaves a sour taste in my mouth.

>> you — you know, there are ways not to perform oral sex if you didn't want to do it.

If rape is about ANYTHING, it's about the male fear of having one's penis ripped off.

Actually, it’s Killing Tuesdays With Moldy

"I can't read it! There are no words on it!"

And what Roger Ailes wants to do to Megyn Kelly.

"Anybody famous gets smeared. I mean, that's basically what we at Fox News try to do to the President on a daily basis, so I understand how it works."

I for one can't wait to pick up a copy of Bill's new book, Tuesdays With Moldy.

Like Jay Mariotti was hung up on his ex-girlfriend!

Damn you for making me feel sympathy toward LeBatard. Damn you.

I'm looking forward to the season long suspension for Sergio Brown, also best known for putting straps on a boy.

I wonder why the switch?

Can the league do ANYTHING without sounding insufferable? Christ.

"You have shown no meaningful remorse for your conduct."

"Third, you have shown no meaningful remorse for your conduct. When indicted, you acknowledged what you did but said that you would not 'eliminate whooping my kids' and defended your conduct in numerous published text messages to the child's mother. You also said that you felt 'very confident with my actions because I…

*Switch joke, followed by reference to whoopin from Goodell, topped off with a pun for either running or being stopped from running*