If you look to sports for insight and thoughtful quotes, you are barking up the wrong tree. I turn to sports for entertainment just like I do any other TV show. I am here for the laughs, and I do not expect Marshawn to provide them intentionally. I guess I also turn here to laugh at our outsized expectations of what…

Sure I do. I have an interest in the game and other peoples' takes on said game. Those other people aren't players. Their take is going to be bullshit that's spouted by every player, coach and staff worker throughout the NFL. Nothing they say is intresting, sort of like nothing you've said in this entire thread is…

The sports media makes money off athletes. Just FYI.

First, you're a fucking asshole. Second, it really isn't his job to speak to the press. His job is to play football. Period. Third, I couldn't give the littlest shit what players do off the field and I have no interest in their perspective on the game when there's a fucking scoreboard and videos all over nfl.com that…

This take is so fucking hot, I need oven mitts.

Forced or cliche quotes don't make or ruin my day one way or another.

There's no entitlement on your part that I see...

Are you sure you're gluten free? Your blood sugar seems low.

Why doesn't his agent get him to a freakin doctor who can diagnose a personality disorder/social anxiety issue and excuse him from engaging reporters?

And we think that's stupid and he's great. Go Hawks.

I think you had too much gluten. You're hammered... you should get some help bro.

Dude, I have no idea what you're trying to say here. All I was saying was that Marshawn plays well for my team and I'm okay with him not talking to the media. If beast mode wants to walk away without talking, I'm okay with that as a fan.

NFL: Players should talk to the media!

You sound like a really nice person.

this is simply the DEAs way to grasp a headline and promotethe change to the law. If they were actually cracking down they would be looking into who is prescribing the meds for the teams... which is data they likely have anyway

The Feds aren't looking for PEDs so much as prescription painkillers and such. Which NFL doctors have a reputation for handing out like candy, without keeping required records and controls. How much of that reputation is true, I guess we'll find out.

They must have been one step ahead. Worked in tandem with home team to make sure the counts were in order.

Every team is fucked.

Jesus, the media are a bunch of NARCs.

Lynch: [throws temper tantrum in Seahawks locker room]