Yeah, “mental health of the mother” is not something they’ll make an exception for. Because lololol mental healthcare isn’t something we give a shit about!

Wow... I bet all those “Never Hillary” morons are so glad that their vote didn’t count and Hillary won the election anyway...

ELLIE.

“I want to destroy you for your own good. Why can’t you see that, you ungrateful little shit that I effectively disowned.”

Wait, we’re getting paid now?

I want to see more reporting on Senators who get elected and then do nothing for their entire term. People are telling me this happens all the time. 

It’s like every person you hate assembling to form an Asshole Voltron.

Haha the only thing I can truly laugh about in all of this is the fact that Christie is so fucked he can’t even get a job as a professional bootlicker for the President!

nah

It looks like she a glorified mullet. And if you have a mullet in 2016 you clearly cannot be trusted, in fashion matters or otherwise.

As an aside, i’m really not feeling the super high bangs thing. It always looks like someone accidentally kept trying to get their bangs too even and couldn’t stop cutting them.

Such class. Like pus oozing from a broken blister.

Some interesting reflections from those who covered her reflecting on how Reno didn’t “do spin.”

“30-year-old”

She’s b-l-a-c-k.

she isn’t paying attention. she is fulfilling her bare minimum obligation being married to this man.

Same here. I have learned to dress around a relentlessly consistent 7-pound engorgement.

A vote for Hillary is a vote for taco-baby on every corner.

I am afraid of that. People are acting insane. A woman who works at my daughter’s school was confronted in the parking lot of the grocery store because she drives a Toyota and not a Ford. FFS, this guy just walked up to a stranger and angrily demanded for her to justify her car choice.

They both bought property on White Feminist Island and don’t check their mail very often.