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I like to think they wrote the part for Kathy Griffin, and when she wasn’t interested all they could find in the resulting scramble for the shoot was a Lucy Ricardo wig and a woman willing to work for scale. Like, the original concept was the intestines walking around with a mic, doing some stand-up, maybe heckling

I have IBS and my doctor told me that I can’t afford this drug.

Seriously can’t believe they just ripped my baby out of my womb, stitched it back up, and handed him to me. If I had any respect I would have just died in childbirth like god and Pat Robertson intended.

So you’re saying he seeks out the truth/facts first before making assumptions.

One day they’ll get internet hooked up to Trump Tower and then she won’t have to ask random strangers to see cock.

Almost as good as a Jewish quartet with the name “Fourskins”. I will see myself out now.

this is the real story here folks

I know that “still a better love story than Twilight” is played out, but...

Yes. The Daily Show is still hosted by Jon Stewart, but he’s a Republican.

“You like soup? I bet you like soup.”

Is there an alternate alternate timeline where that John Edwards is the fake psychic instead of the fake family values candidate?

Are they up to 4 Horsemen yet or just 3?

What? “Leaking for a week” isn’t sexy?

Aren’t sexts supposed to be, um, sexy and not just disgusting?

I heard Giuliani had them reduced in September 2001.

I’m still trying to wrap my head around the fact that there is an intersection of Amy Schumer fans and Trump voters.

SERIOUSLY!!?? WHAT THE FU************K?

Nothing in our article has had the slightest effect on the reputation that Mr. Trump, through his own words and actions, has already created for himself.

Bobby, we have to measure the Universe somehow. Humans, most of them fucking morons trapped in a bag of their own projected shit and fascination with instantly blinking lights, still require the need for self sustainement, like flying cockroaches, who live for about 8 days and just fuck like crazy in the time they