I’m beginning to suspect no one who writes at Deadspin has ever played a competitive game of pick-up anything in their lives. If they had, they would have some inkling what it’s like to be involved in athletic competition, and they wouldn’t be A) chastising fans for scoffing at the biggest wuss move in recent sports…

Larry Bird could have joined Magic Johnson and the Lakers after losing to them in the 1985 finals. If he did so it would have been stupid, the league would have been worse off and he would have been justifiably criticized. For some reason, though, I guess we can’t state the obvious anymore

This might be the laziest list I’ve ever seen. What about hoatzins? Their babies still have actual dinosaur claws on their hands. Murres can dive down 700 fucking feet. Also hummingbirds basically die every night to conserve energy. This #content sucks