Aaaaand... You’re a pussy.

You’re an absolute fucking internet hero. You left out your Medal of Honor and multiple Nobel prizes. You get pretty testy down there in your mom’s basement, Junior.

Better to live like a cripple or die than to live like a pussy.

Your buddy is a pussy.

Been riding for 40 years, no crash. Statistics are just numbers.

Maybe the people clapping had stage 4 cancer as well, and just want to start their flight before they die. You don’t know what their situations are, but you’re ready to jump to conclusions and heap idiotic abuse on them Go fuck yourself.

The only reason buses are there is because GM defrauded municipalities to eliminate streetcars. Fuck buses.

“ This is one of those things that’s dangerous to ascribe conscious thought to when it occurred on the scale of individual synapses, and high-speed cameras don’t provide the most accurate recounting.”

“I don’t have any reasonable retort to what he says, so I’ll just point out that he was arrested for something that turned out to be the equivalent of a speeding ticket.”

If you have something to say or do that will generate ratings, you will be on the air no matter how old you are. If you’re on screen because you are attractive, you will be on the air as long as you remain attractive. That goes for men and women equally.