Imaginary friend? That or the car had accident history. YOU know you’re full of s h i t... WE know it. So really... just why? Why do a-holes pollute the internet with moronic “my girlfriend in CANADA” anecdotes?

So then you shouldnt have started with “the 997 is a *vast* improvement” blah blah “only the engine block is the same” blah blah

Less performance than an M4 on the street and on the track. Less exciting than an M4. Less engaging than an M4. Uglier than an M4 to almost anyone’s eye. Just as expensive as an M4 (if not even *more so*). But with a Toyota badge instead of a BMW.

Why? The Golf R is literally better in every way. The S3 shouldn’t even exist. It’s an overpriced joke (hence the deep MSRP cuts).

Only a mental patient would buy an S3! LOL

I have no idea why ANYONE would fall for Audi BS at the low end. Makes no sense. Until the A6, those Audis *are* VWs. And in reviews head to head the VWs *win*! I mean how ridiculous would someone feel spending up for an Audi S3, about as boring of a car as you can get visually with lots of tacky plastic inside, when…

Actually no, it isn’t. What an idiotic reductive comment.

We’re internet commenters! So we hate everything! Except things 40+ years old. But we don’t drive those. So instead we’ll keep driving our used Mazda 3s and RANT and CRITICIZE and smugly state which “other car” *we’d* “take” (if we actually were ever going to really buy any one of these cars)!

No, they don’t. They link “sport +” to Sport Chrono.