“How is it any different than an earring or piece of jewelry?”

How are you this dumb? 

I just want to summarize all the other responses: you are stupid and uneducated and the world will be a better place when you are gone.

No. The flu vaccine is a DEAD virus strain of the most common flu that season. It doesn’t leave you contagious of anything. It takes 2 weeks for antibodies to develop. The only “live” flu vaccine is the spray (which isn’t even given anymore in most places), but it’s one weakened strain that DOESN’T give you a flu.

Thanks, but I refuse to use sarcasm tags.

“ It actually hurts to push the pedals, without the soles as cushions.”

His brain dead base eats this shit up and with a propaganda network backing his every move he will become more dangerous if re-elected. The 53% bear the brunt of this because I expect white men to do dumb shit. The more I think about it fuck them too. It’s time we start calling out white men for their role in this…

Dear r/AmITheAsshole,

So, I was recently put in charge of an already successful website by this private equity firm. I covered the site in loud, obnoxious ads, drove readers away and than started firing the people who made the website successful in the first place when they wouldn’t kiss my ass. But, I mean, those…

I’m going to save that definition and share it with my sister the next time she complains about the hourly updates I give her on my scabies.

Please do not disparage my good blog. All regular blogs are Just Look Nice; blogs in the feature format are Very Fancy.

the proper dress code for running a blog is Just Look Nice, thank you for asking. 

Hey Kelsey, I need your help.  What are proper dress code rules when it comes to running a blog, specifically one about not-sports?  Asking for a friend.

Border facilities are not SCIFs, you dumbshit.

Single malt scotch snobs, including anti-icers, are worse than vegans.

I assume you constantly tell your mechanic how to fix your car? He can’t possibly know better either..............pfft! Training, it means nothing.

A chef, a trained professional, should know better than someone with no training.

If someone orders steak well done, they actually don't like steak.

There is also the technique of starting the eggs in cold water, bringing it to a boil, covering the pot, *turning off the heat*, and just letting them sit for 10-15 minutes.

THIS. In&out is overrated as fuckkkkk. Gotta be Whataburger

forfor a family that’s essentially famous for being rich, they sure eat a lot of shitty fast food.

No.